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How to deal with a player like this? - He folds his character sheet and opens it like a sandwich. - He wears jeans with flip-flops. - Whenever he rolls dice, he says "it's Morbin' time". Every single time. - Whenever he takes a "good" turn in combat, he refers to himself in the third person. - He uses a watermelon-scented deodorant that is a lot stronger than he thinks it is. - Whenever he casts Counterspell, he will turn his hat backwards and say "It's time." - He quotes the Player's Handbook in an offensive Italian accent. - He visibly licks his teeth when someone attacks him in combat. - He won't stop saying "Tasha is bae." - Whenever we encounter a female NPC, he will say "oh, that's a waifu." - He refers to Unearthed Arcana as "forbidden, sexy strats." The DM won't do anything about him because he isn't technically doing anything "wrong" but as you can see, he is the single most unbearable human being to ever exist.

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