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Douglas Barder was not known for his tact. | /r/madlads

seems to Last year could peech in talk in eing will tch the rmer the hell I won't," said the host in John Wayne drawl. "Oh, that's not fair," she complained. "You give everybody else clues." WAR OF WORDS Today marks the 35th anniversary of the death of Sir Douglas Bader and I couldn't let it pass without this story about the RAF hero. He was giving a talk at an upmarket girl's school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War. "So there were two of the fakers behind me, three fers to my right, another flokker on the left," The told the audience. The headmistress went pale and interjected: "Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft." Sir Douglas replied: "That may be, madam, but these Pokers were in Messerschmitts." GRANT TUCKER

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This dude's wife got upset because nothing was done at home, so he built a helpdesk for her to submit tickets. | /r/madlads

$Posts r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt Posted by u/tehjeffman sysAdmin 16 hours ago 879 Wife got mad stuff was not getting done around the house. Now she is mad that I built her a helpdesk portal to report things that need to get worked on.¯\_()_/¯¯ Jira Your work Projects Filters Dashboards Teams Home Help Desk Projects / Home Help Desk/ SUP Service project You're on the Freeplan + UPGRADE Queues Board TO DO 3 Power wash wall next to back door Raise a request OPEN FIX-5 KNOWLEDGE Knowledge base Reports OPEN FIX-6 DIRECTORY Channels Invite agents Customers SHORTCUTS Replace bathroom tile in guest bathroom clean pool filters OPEN FIX-7 Plans Assets Apps Create Quick filters IN PROGRESS DONE 126 Comments Share ☐ Save ... 6 people here$