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VS BEAR Α 600 lbs (272kg) Runs 35mph (56kph) Black bears can run up trees, most can climb trees. Bite force 1,160 PSI (7,998 kPa) Eats prey alive, better hope it bites an artery first. Making yourself big and yelling to scare a bear probably won't work if it's hungry or protecting it's cubs. There's a 0.0000001% chance to be murdered by a stranger and 0.0001% chance to be r---- by a stranger in the USA. 80% of murder and r--- victims knew the perpetrator. 197lbs (89kg) Runs 12-15 mph (19-24kph) Very slow tree climber. Bite force 162 psi (1,111 kPa) Doesn't eat food alive, excluding Asians. Making yourself big and yelling will likely cause the man to go away with a perplexed facial expression. There's a very high chance a male stranger would help a female stranger lost in the woods. MAN

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FINDING A MAN IN THE WOODS FINDING A BEAR IN THE WOODS
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