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Siobhan @mshavisham Zero bears have: stolen my car and money • put a knife to my throat or a gun to my head beaten my kids • beaten and r---- me Men have stolen my car and money, put a knife to my throat, put a gun to my head, beaten me and my kids, and r---- me. I choose the bear. • 12:48 AM Apr 28, 2024 244.5K Views יי0

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The entire concept is that you don’t know who the man is

Echo -☀ @TheEcho13 ... No, the question is whether or not you'd rather be stranded in the woods with a man or a bear. Not their father/brother or a bear. The entire concept is that you don't know who the man is you have to assess which option holds the most risk and the man is the riskier bet every time. • • 11:29 PM Apr 27, 2024 174.4K Views

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Attacked by a bear = men will kill it

Megzy @Mooglet1 Attacked by a bear = men will kill it Attacked by a shark = men will kill it Attacked by a dog = men will kill it Attacked by a man = men will ask us what we were wearing & why we were there in the first place 9:59 PM Apr 27, 2024 756.6K Views ...

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I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear.

FORKINGATE Book Jockey @AngelaLovesNY I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose • • • the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. I choose the bear. Hope this pisses you off. • • 9:20 PM Apr 27, 2024 1.4M Views

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I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to ‘just pick better’ so women picked the bear.

Echo -☀ @TheEcho13 I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to 'just pick better' so women picked the bear. . • 10:59 PM Apr 27, 2024 1.9M Views

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The bear is fucking predictable

f MJ 88 @SingingDogz "Why does everyone keep choosing the bear over the man? The bear will...." ... The bear is f------ predictable. The bear acts on instinct and doesn't want anything to do with you. The bear isn't going to kill anyone to protect its reputation. Bears can be planned for. • 9:02 PM Apr 27, 2024 792.5K Views

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I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human

Lynn/Mulder @tonewplaces I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human, it weighs twice what you do and has knives for hands, and you might be in its territory without ever knowing x.com/JessPected/sta... • 5:01 PM Apr 27, 2024 · 3M Views

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I think one of the most important safety tips for women is to pay attention to how a man responds to a no

The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected I think one of the most important safety tips for women is to pay attention to how a man responds to a no, & I don't just mean a literal no. How does he respond when you disagree, when you refuse to defer to him, when you set a boundary, when you're unavailable. Malice Miya Follow 16h There was this video on Tiktok where this dude was mad about how women said they would rather be trapped in the woods with a bear than a man. another man commented and said: "this is a hypothetical situation and you still can't take a no for an answer." This. Right. Here. • 8:18 PM Apr 26, 2024 679.1K Views ...

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Man or Bear in the Woods TikTok Comments

Vulturecorpse Worst thing bear can do is kill me 3-20 146.9K Reply View 970 replies ✓ Onnie B No bear is going to hold me in a basement for 20 years! 3-19 251.1K View 212 replies ✓ lildelicious69 Reply A bear will not seek my suffering 3-19 130.1K View 453 replies capo! Reply "a bear can be reasoned with" is so scary 3-19 119.4K View 280 replies ✓ the_madcatter Reply Exactly. The bear isn't out to hurt anyone from malice it's just being a bear. 3-19 142K Reply View 157 replies

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Someone in the comments then said “at least they’d believe I was attacked by the bear”

Kawthar Ahmed @kawtharrrr A man was asking on TikTok if women would rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear, and majority of the women said they'd rather be stuck with a bear. Someone in the comments then said "at least they'd believe I was attacked by the bear" Tore me apart . 1:59 PM ⚫ Apr 24, 2024 · 54.9K Views ... :

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yes perhaps that is a contributing factor as to why the bear is the better option here

bug girl @buggirl men losing their f------ minds not being able to handle the fact that every single woman i've seen so far has chosen the bear in the alone in the woods with a bear vs. man hypothetical...... yes perhaps that is a contributing factor as to why the bear is the better option here • 12:46 PM Apr 24, 2024 88.8K Views

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Men all over Tiktok have been proving the bear is the right answer

Mikki Kendall @Karnythia Men all over Tiktok have been proving the bear is the right answer. Just saw a video of a woman and her dog on a hike get accosted by a strange man who only backed off when the dog lunged at him. Neo @TheNeoMosala Apr 20 There's tiktok discourse on whether you'd rather encounter a man or a bear while alone in a forest and it's so obvious for me to to go with the bear. • • 3:04 PM Apr 21, 2024 39.8K Views

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Idk how to tell you this...

Sabe Biranger @GoodBiRanger "Would you rather be alone in the forest with a man or a bear?" Idk how to tell you this... 6:51 AM Apr 21, 2024 · 105.4K Views ...

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