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OATH OF CONQUEST PALADIN "PLAGUE DOCTOR"-LIKE ARTIFICER "SO YOU SEE, IF WE CAN MAKE MR PALADIN HERE A LIVING PATIENT ZERO, STICKING TO HIM EVERY KNOWN PATHOGEN, DISEASE AND PLAGUE AND SIMPLY MAKE HIM WALK INTO THE FORTRESS, EVERYONE INSIDE SHOULD BE WIPED OUT IN A WEEK" imgflip.com DM

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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"HE BLINDED ME WITH MAGIC." BY RAPH13TH & DUAL SOUL1423 WOW, IT'S SUCH A GORGEOUS DAY OUT TODAY. GOING FOR A WALK TOGETHER WAS A REALLY GREAT IDEA, NYX. УЕАН... GORGEOUS... STOP RIGHT THERE, SPHINX! ん WAIT I REMEMBER YOU. I VAPORIZED YOU FOR GETTING MY RIDDLE WRONG. HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE NEXUS? BETTER QUESTION, HOW ARE YOU ALIVE? A GOOD WIZARD ALWAYS KEEPS A FEW CLONES IN CASE OF ACCIDENTS! AS FOR HOW I GOT IN, I FOUND ANOTHER GATE WITH A GUARDIAN WHO ACTUALLY GIVES SOLVABLE RIDDLES. WHAAAT? MY RIDDLE WAS COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE. DON'T BE A SORE LOSER. U THE ANSWER TO YOUR RIDDLE HADN'T EVEN BEEN INVENTED IN MY WORLD YET! 'A KEYBOARD' WASN'T EVEN A GOOD ANSWER, BECAUSE KEYBOARDS HAVE A 'CAPS LOCK' TOO! FOR THE CRIME OF BAD RIDDLES, I CALL UPON INTERDIMEN- -SIONAL WIZARD LAW TO SENTENCE YOU TO... CURSE OF INFERNAL AGONY! WooooooooOSH -PUFF M GOD, MY EYES... PLEASE... GET HELP... SORRY, NYX. SEEING AS YOU GAVE A BAD RIDDLE, WIZARD LAW STATES YOU NEED TO SPEND THE NEXT 24 HOURS WITH GLITTER IN YOUR EYES. IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS. ARCHIMAGE TIMBUS IS OUT, LOSER! t RAPH13TH t DUALSOUL1423 DUAL SOUL 1423RAPH13TH RAPH13TH WE RIDDLE ME THIS!

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