My head cannon for the origin of the absoloute madwoman that is Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh | /r/grimdank | Warhammer 40,000 | Know Your Meme

A YOUNG CUSTODIAN IN TRAINING NAMED KESH WHEN SHE GET'S HER HANDS ON THE ANCIENT DATA-DISK OF THE OLD TERRAN SERIES "JACKASS KESH THINK I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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