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> Learn of the prophecy that your city will only fall if you stay alive > Walk into enemy camp dressed as a common peasant > Provoke your enemies into killing you > Die > Your enemies run away in fear of imminent defeat SLEEN WITHRS

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Most of world history in a nutshell: Difficult to say for sure. So much time has passed.

1901-1913 1914-1918 -> MY HOTEL ROOM WAS TO THE LEFT. THE ROOMS ON THE RIGHT WERE TOO VIOLENT.

Are you winning, my dear boy? 1927 Yes, papa! We won, son! 1945 AAAA

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DUELS IN FICTION Hark!? Thou darest question mine honor? Have at thee, then! I shall test your supposed skills by the blade merrily! clang Why, indeed I do! Though now that I am fighting thee, I must say that thou appear to be just as skilled as I, and therefore I hold thee with utmost respect as a fellow noble, my good sir! "clink" ding + Why, thank thee, sir! DUELS IN REAL HISTORY "Iron Herman fell prostrate to the ground, and Guy of Steenvorde threw himself on top of him, pounding the knight's mouth and eyes with his iron gauntlets. Having raised his hand very smoothly to the lower edges of the mail coat, where Guy was unprotected, and grabbed him by the testicles, he collected his strength for a single effort and threw him from him, breaking open all the lower parts of his body by this grabbing throw so that the prostrate and now impotent Guy grew weak and cried out that he was defeated and was going to die."

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When humanity won | History Memes

Your Dutch and you see bombers approaching The anti air are aiming at them They don't fire and the bombers open their bomb bays They're dropping food and aid saving you from starvation Panik Kalm Panik

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Steve Jobs: "It's free real estate" | History Memes

Steve Jobs parking his untagged car across two handicapped spots. That'll do.

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The Charge of the Light Brigade | History Memes

WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE MISREAD OUR ORDERS AND CHARGED STRAIT INTO THEIR CANNONS, GET OUR HEADS BLOWN OFF AND GETTING AMBUSHED BY THEIR CAVALRY?

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What a merry little band. | History Memes

JOIN THE NSDAP" AND MEET OUR LEADERS. SOME BLOKE WHO A GLORIFIED TYPEWRITER COULDN'T GET INTO ART SCHOOL WHO COULDN'T GET INTO THE ARMY AN OPIOID ADDICT A FAILED CHICKEN FARMER/WANNABE WITH A LION AS A PET INDIANA JONES" VILLAIN imgflip.com

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How?! | History Memes

SHEN COMIX God Human Demigod YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE! Nymph + God Satyr Bull Human-Minotaur YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 以 WHAT THE F--- 600

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Best counterintelligence is making spies never want to return to their homeland! | History Memes

BRO YOU SPENT ALL OUR MONEY PARTYING, WE HAVEN'T GATHERED ANY INTELLIGENCE FOR THE FÜHRER! YEA. DON'T C WORRY ABOUT IT! FBI FBI FBI

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Aisha (9) Muhammad (53) I love you so much Like a daughter right? like a daughter right?

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And that kid.. this is how a single submarine.. kicked German ass | History Memes

Corsica, 1943 Earlier that night gun good how in the scheise did they all found those weapons!! THE ENTIRE ISLE IS CUT FROM MAINLAND EUROPE!! gun" pew pew" gun kill facist "oooooowh"!! micca stupidu..

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And all these are approximated from the beginning of the empire, not the founding of the state, so the "empire" of the US is at most only 120 years old | History Memes

EMPIRES ONLY LAST 250 YEARS MAURYA 322-185 BC SATAVAHANA 200S BC-300S AD MUGHAL 1526-1857 OTTOMAN 1299-1922 BYZANTINE 330-1453 MACEDON 168 BC-148 BC MONGOL 1206-1368 CHINESE 221 BC-1912 JAPANESE 1868-1947 OR 600 BC-NOW imgflip.com AZTEC 1428-1521 INCA 1438-1572 MALI 1235-1672 SONGHAI 1430-15910 ABBASIDS 750-1258 DUTCH 1602-2010 PORTUGUESE 1415-1999 SPANISH 1492-1976 BRITISH 1707-1997 ROMAN 27 BC-395 AD

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Why didn't cross the 38th parallel and push them back to the Great Wall of China, huh? SAY IT! SAYY ITT! | History Memes

I bring a sort of can't we just nuke ‘em " Vibe to The Korean War that Harry Truman don't really like

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