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Гачу Parzy ARZY PARZY Anti-democracy Officer She hates democracy Loves Communism What do you mean we lost Malevelon Creek?! s---, she has armor on her ass

IT'S FINE HONEY, WE CAN WAIT UNTIL OUR PROCREATION APPLICATION IS APPROVED.

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Joel is either seething or laughing his ass off right now

Hey guys, we know a lot of the recent major orders have focused on the Automatons. To give you a break, here's a nice easy Major Order for the Terminid Front. Please kill 2,000,000,000 Terminids. We estimate this should take you 6 days to complete. The Helldivers completed the major order in 14 hours.

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"What goes around comes around"

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For the fellow helldivers | /r/memes

@Baloolax Spreading Freedom @Baloolax With Managed Democracy

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The Helldivers 2 experience

NO BUG

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humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

Bl4aze @Bl4azeZ sarah@sablaah • Apr 11 humiliating. looks like s---. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe x.com/astro_jaz/stat... . 10:18 AM Apr 11, 2024 684.9K Views

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Drop-shitposting

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Horribly aged.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Тасо

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My take on Eagle 1 from Helldivers 2! We order bombs, she delivers bombs, what more could you want in a woman? 😌

EAGLE1 PIRIT DRAWS

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Automatons new secret weapon leak

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New Helldivers II Faction

Helldivers Active 95196 Enemies Killed 784211174 Helldivers KIA 45279135 Bullets Fired 5737289280 Jack D SPACE CADET', Level 11 Escape BACK AUTOMATONS 9799/9900 GALACTIC WAR HINTS 0 SOCIAL 0 Major Order ends in: MAJOR ORDER 6H 31M We have identified the most significant source of Automaton combatant production. Liberation of this planet will severely impact the enemy's force replenishment capacity. ORDER OVERVIEW Liberate Tibit. TIBIT ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS! Super Earth's old enemy has returned! The Illuminate has begun a major incurstion into our space. These abominations are a great danger to democracy with their advanced technology and powerful weapons of mass destruction! In order to preserve our progress liberating planets on other fronts, all Helldivers must relinquish 2100 Super Credits to gain the privilege of joining this front. OK SUPER EARTH PREMIUM SUPER CREDITS | 2100 SC REWARD 45 Personal Order ends in: PERSONAL ORDER Complete 6 Secondary Objectives. 0/6 (0.0%) REWARD 2H 33M R QUICKPLAY 1 - TRIVIAL Primary Objectives Enemy Patrols SAMPLES: E N Ⓒ 15 DISPATCHES O C ان ZOOM EFFECTS 0 SELECT

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SEX IS NOW ILLEGAL ON SUPER EARTH

Culture Crave @CultureCrave Sex is now banned in #Helldivers2 because players failed their last major order 7:09 PM - Mar 22, 2024.6M Views 6,461 Reposts 581 Quotes 112.8K Likes MAJOR ORDER FAILED Though many Terminids have been mercifully culled, the Helldivers were unable to penetrate as far inside the Quarantine Zone as ordered. The expansion of our citizens to new planets will be reduced in line with the reduction of expected Element 710 to be produced. Further procreation applications will be denied until further notice. 6,026 Bookmarks

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Liberty is my sexual preference

ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN? WHAT GENDER ARE YOU? YEAH, BUT WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS? I AM A HELLDIVER DEMOCRACY FREEDOM

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Know Your Meme

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