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My level 3 players saving a random idiot that always seems to be there when terrible s--- is happening The CR23 BBEG

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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oven watcher | /r/dndmemes

TUWAN @TUWAN_N me: i don't like p2e as a system pathfinder 2e players: ok winston: hi guys me: holy crap its winston from overwatch winston: overwatch

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Some say she lies there to this day | /r/dndmemes

I think we'll have to end today's session here guys D&D

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Seriously, if you're going to have your players use this method at least ask them if their ok with it first. | /r/dndmemes

AIR "3d6 in order" The "let the dice choose your character for you" method

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Table of all the crimes my players have committed (so far) | /r/dndmemes

Sessions Arishaka Session 1-2 1x Breaking and entering 2x Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon 1x Trespassing 1x Sexual harassment Session 3 No crimes committed Session 4 1x Trespassing 1x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon 1x First degree murder Session 5 1x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon 1x First degree murder Session 6 1x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon 1x First degree murder Session 7 1x Trespassing 1x Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon Session 8 Section 9 1x First degree murder Non-Participant (in hospital (in game)) Section 10 Non-Participant (in hospital (in game)) Section 11 Non-Participant (in hospital (in game)) Section 12 Non-Participant (in hospital (in game)) Florentzi Omabeitia 1x Breaking and entering 1x Trespassing No crimes committed 1x Healing without a license 2x Unlawful use of Magic 1x Unlawful use of Magic 1x Trespassing 1x Healing without a license 1x Unlawful use of Magic 2x First degree murder 3x First degree murder 2x First degree murder 1x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon 1x Bounty hunting without a license 1x Breaking and entering No crimes committed 1x Public endangerment Shamash-Nasir No crimes committed 2x Sedition Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant 1x Theft Non-Participant Batu Khadagh Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant 1x Trespassing 1x First degree murder 1x Trespassing 3x Unlawful use of Magic Grew Ag Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant 2x First degree murder Non-Participant Non-Participant 2x First degree murder Non-Participant 1x Unlawful use of Magic 1x Unlawful use of Magic (Batu is killed in action) 1x Breaking and entering Yang Thenjw Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant Non-Participant Deceased 2x Vandalism 1x Trespassing 3x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon 1x Theft 2x Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon 1x First degree murder 1x Kidnapping Non-Participant 1x Bounty hunting without a license 3x First degree murder Non-Participant Deceased Non-Participant Deceased 1x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon 2x Unlawful use of Magic 1x Public endangerment 1x Property damage 1x High treason 1x Property damage 2x Horse theft 1x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon Deceased 1x Breaking and entering 2x Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon 1x Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon 1x First degree murder 1x Second degree murder 1x Harassment 6x First degree murder 2x Property damage 1x Public endangerment Non-Participant Non-Participant No crimes committed 1x First degree murder 1x Unlawful use of dangerous drugs

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This was supposed to be just a fun in-between thing | /r/dndmemes

I have some free time so I decide to do foreshadowing 1 on 1 calls with players that touched the BBEG's magical artifact I imply that whatever happens in the dream will have consequences outside because the players are being affected spiritually by the artifact One of the PCs decides to touch it in the dream and they fail the Wis save One of the PCs decides to touch it in the dream and they fail the Wis save

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You would think it would be humans. | /r/dndmemes

Dwarves are the best race for Clerics.

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"i uSe pResTiDIgiTatIoN tO HeAt uP His aTOms" | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic Finding a loophole in a spell and using it in a broken way Deliberately misunderstanding the spells wording trying to look clever

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Tiamat is now a marketable plush | /r/dndmemes

DILITTLE DID TIAMAT * Kiarobot &RACKNOW 16 AMAL FLUSH ASMODEUS CONTRACT INCLUDED IN STICK NOW USING HER NAME AND LIKENESS

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I recommend avoiding Pathfinder related subreddits | /r/dndmemes

THERE GOES THE 5E PLAYER PLAYING HIS GAME LIKE ALWAYS... THE SAME DULL SYSTEM AND UNCLEAR RULES... @ADAMTOTS FB.COM/BUZZFEEDADAM edit by u/Lore Singer PATHFINDI 2ND EDIT IT MUST BE TRUE THAT ONLY IDIOTS PREFER D&D! PATHFIND 2ND ED WELL SCREW YOU TOO, P2E

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The d20 be a fickle mistress | /r/dndmemes

DM: Let's hear the argument. Player: We've been at this tavern before. We have a rapport. There's been some casual flirting that's more than what barkeeps usually do. And-AND- we've been doing shots together tonight! DM: Ok, you can roll persuasion against Minda the tavern maid- WITH advantage!!- but you have to accept whatever the dice say. Deal? Player: DEAL! *immediately rolls double 1s* I'd really like to get in your pants, because I just s--- in mine

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He hid a bunch of gunpowder in his basement and my player wanted to say "You've made your bed" and go outside and ignite it "Now lie in it" - He didn't though for roleplay reasons. (Wish he did. Would've given him sunglasses.) | /r/dndmemes

LEFT EXIT 12 main quest Breaking legs for the mafia my players EASE ST WES

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My hidden heavens campaign essentially boils down to a 'Chosen One' and 'Time loop' story. They've been tasked with saving the world and have attempted to thousands of times. Often with different names, and faces, but the same souls. Every time they fail,

My player's past characters coming back as NPCs Wait, it's all canon? Always has been ME, THE DM

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