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= Everyone bumble What you can bond over All Time Low Dogs Trending About me hello sharks, i am asking for a guy who will marry me after one date, so i can get free healthcare and don't have to work anymore. in return you will get out of the barracks 69

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GIRLS ON TINDER: You better have a better opener than "hey" GIRLS ON BUMBLE:

Jess, I'm so sorry. I think I just want to be friends. I know that's probably easier said than done. X Today 15:40 I'm so sorry if that hurt. I adore spending time with you. I really hope we can be friends in time. I really have been enjoying sharing our interests and chillin. I'm so sorry kitten. X Message 11:39 ↓

Maybe they are just busy Maybe they've just been asleep for 17 hrs (36hrs later) They still might reply. I'll just msg them again just in case they didn't see my msgs GREMLINS

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Any ideas what this could mean? | Bumble

8:04 firety Yesterday NO 4 You have 8 hours to reply It's your turn to message them back Aa Send a GIF 99 Question Game GIF

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Can’t believe I caved and reinstalled AGAIN | Bumble

Dar Hello Dar! Do you watch Brooklyn 99! Conversation expires in 23 hours Edriel Do you have a goal in mind? I don't bike unfort... Kim Hey Kim! What kind of videos do you makev Conversation expires in 23 hours Gian Hey Gian! If you could time travel, what would... Conversation expires in 23 hours Stefan Hello Stefan! Where have you gone sailing? Conversation expires in 23 hours Moya Hello Moya! So, how was California the past f... Conversation expires in 23 hours

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Should I cut out the last bit? I do want to find a spouse, but is saying so kinda lame? Also any other advise is welcome. | Bumble

About me I could say I want a hot girlfriend to make out on the couch with, but I want more than that. I want a woman who can make my heart race just by texting me, who will to church with me, learn about my hobbies, introduce me to the things she loves, and potentially say "I do" someday. go

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I just got my settlement deposited into my account today for $672.88. did anyone else get theirs | Bumble

POS DEBIT WM SUPERC WAL-MART SUP COVINA CA Misc. debit -$13.62 POS DEBIT WIENERSCHNITZEL 316 COVINA CA Misc. debit -$7.28 Pending ORIG CO NAME: POSTLETHWAITE NE CO ENTRY DESCR: Payouts ACH credit SEC:PPD ORIG ID:0721202445 $672.88

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Are single moms that bad? | Bumble

? 8:26 ༡པ་ དཔས IvསྤྱIIཔ་I་ 5G 98 Hellll no I got pregnant at 18 so my kid is 5. I have shared custody with my ex and have my kiddo 90% of the time I worked, went to school, and took care of her full time when he dipped originally Yeahhhhhh I'm good. Not looking to raise someone else's kid lol. Where we're your "standards and morals" when you were having sex at 18 You have no room to ask for standards Imao I just feel sorry for the weak man that you get to stay with you. Any real man wouldn't • Delivered Dangggg Failed

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found the woman with the least sense of humor | Bumble

What brings you to the apps Oh? Anything else? to look at pretty women A zoo? that's about it kinda like a zoo of sorts yeah an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals, typically in a park or gardens, for study, conservation, or display to the public. I know what a zoo is. I'm saying why are you calling it a zoo? because I'm looking at women behind glass

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If you act right? | Bumble

About me ✓ Tall ✓ Dark Handsome? My vacuum cleaner has two power modes. I always leave it on MAX because of who I am as a person. * I will like your dog and they will like me. * I always take out the trash before the bin is full. * I will make you pancakes on the weekends if you act right. My basics ليبيا 6'2" ㅁㅁ Active ? Socially Undergraduate degree 보 A Never * Man Q Relationship Want someday * Atheist IIII Moderate

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Really dude? ‍♀️ | Bumble

About me I won't cheat on you except for when I travel My basics Active ? Socially Never * Man Q Relationship

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Just for fun! | Bumble

Don't hate me if I I'm Asian American. Don't be racist swipe right, people!

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I honestly can’t tell if it’s a joke or if they don’t get how bumble works | Bumble

= 5 bumble 4* New here she/her What you can bond over Seether 19 About me I'm socially awkward, so you'll have to message me first Send a Compliment My basics ليليا 5'3" Active Technical college ? Socially ◇ Regularly * Woman Q Don't know yet Not sure yet & Cancer ❤ Other

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So are all men like this? | Bumble

Do you wanna hang out Not right now.. no Okay I know Its 3am Are you okay? Now you sound sus Yeah ofc Nah you prolly just have trust issues Ooo okay Delivered

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Wants something casual but wants to meet the parents? | Bumble

||| 9:42 bumble 5G 71 69 Everyone Trending Just an outdoorsy animal lover looking for the same! Benefits of dating me: I brew my own beer, I do stand up comedy, Your parents will love me, I can cook, I have two adorable kittens named Bonnie and Clyde Swipe left if you support Trump or Kavanaugh My basics H Active & Taurus In college ? Socially Never * Man Socially Q Something casual Want someday Jewish =

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