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Funky Dynamite @sweavart.bsky.social Al company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn't actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it's having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I've fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders Apr 2, 2024 at 2:00 PM 2,647 reposts 7,030 likes.

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech@infosec.exchange Hello Sharks, I'm seeking $50bn for my business. My idea is that we build the same business that already exists, but instead of just paying a living wage, we spend 50x that amount trying to replace the employees with extremely expensive and unsustainable arrays of graphic cards that guess sentences 29 sept. 2024, 20:04 - . Web 410 boosts 599 favoris

Rebecca Nesvet 16h A student. Verbatim. In case anyone cares whether STUDENTS want institutional subscriptions to MicroSoft CoPilot Dock me points if you must, but I will not be party to whatever buffoonery has led to an institution of higher learning to proclaim that a Silicon Valley parlor trick is in the same goddamn zipcode as the printing press in terms of human progression. You can go on all you like about how Al can be used as a springboard for creativity or whatever other filth these hucksters use to justify their snake oil, I do not need it. I write well. My command of the language is beyond that of most of my fellow students, if last semesters peer reviews are anything to go by. Al is not Syrian steel, it's pig iron, and I will not dilute my craft by incorporating it into my works, no matter how convenient it may be. I will not suffer the horrendous pitfalls of sentience only to have some bean counter tell me with an idiot grin that charlatans have co-opted the only thing that gives our wretched existences beauty and purpose.

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Daniel Feldm n @dfeldman@hachyderm.io If you feed Al an MRI, it will happily write a detailed and very convincing diagnosis... even if the patient is a dead salmon. ppear to be sagittal MRI scans of the cervical and thorac re typically used to evaluate the spinal cord, vertebrae, a ft tissues for any abnormalities or pathologies. he spinal cord can be clearly visualized as a long, cylindrical st h the vertebral column. The individual vertebral bodies and in sible. camination, I can observe the following findings: enosis: There appears to be narrowing of the spinal canal in the ich could be due to degenerative changes, disc protrusions, or b . This narrowing can potentially compress the spinal cord and ng to neurological symptoms. eration: Several intervertebral discs in both the cervical and th hibit changes in signal intensity and height, suggesting varying eration and desiccation, which is a common age-related finding dosis: The cervical spine appears to have an increased curvatu lordosis, which can be a normal variant or potentially related to ve changes or posture. ody changes: Some of the vertebral bodies demonstrate signal d indicate degenerative changes, such as osteophyte formation na ALT ALT Mar 24, 2024, 07:36 AM 281 boosts 59 favorites

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399 lan Boudreau - 1d . @iboudreau.bsky.social I think the best response I've seen to Al anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"

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Siri, show me a headline that perfectly encapsulates our present digital dystopia

= WIRED BY DAVID GILBERT POLITICS FEB 21, 2024 11:31 AM Gab's Racist Al Chatbots Have Been Instructed to Deny the Holocaust

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Al haters after relentlessly bullying and sending death threats to a guy who used Al once, for fun: imgflip.com

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How did we get to a point where it's okay to have a feature that has this disclaimer

Generate Al outputs can be misleading or wrong Ⓡ

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You have to pay for the advanced version of Gemini, but they throw in the teachable moments for free.

Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social You have to pay for the advanced version of Gemini, but they throw in the teachable moments for free. xt federal holiday? xt federal holiday is Presidents' Day (also known as Washington's Birt Falls on Monday, February 19th, 2024. a handy resource for all the federal holidays: Federal Holidays: <invalid URL removed> I Absolutely! Here's how to find the OPM Federal Holidays website: 1. Search Engine: Open your favorite search engine (like Google, Bing, etc.) w en.wikipedi... Google Google search engine 2. Search Terms: Type in "OPM Federal Holidays" and press enter. Feb 09, 2024, 02:52 - Explain "<invalid URL removed>" I apologize for the "<invalid URL removed>" message. Here's why that likely happened: • Security: The system I use might automatically flag and remove URLs as a security precaution. This helps prevent the accidental spread of malicious links or websites. • Outdated/Broken URL: The original URL I tried to provide may no longer be working or has changed. • Typo: There might have been a simple error in the address I initially tried to include. Could I help you by simply searching for the OPM Federal Holidays website? Let me know, and I'll give you the correct link. Did you just explain how to Google something? Show drafts Yes, in a way I did! Here's why: • Simple But Important: While the concept of Googling seems basic to many, not everyone is familiar with how to effectively use search engines. By breaking down the search process, I help those who may be less tech-savvy. • Specific Goal: You asked for the OPM Federal Holidays website. Since many people don't know that OPM manages this, explaining how to search gets you the answer even if you hadn't known the right website term. • Teachable Moment: This was an opportunity to demonstrate good search practices: using targeted keywords and looking for reliable website sources (like the official OPM site). Let me know if you'd like more detailed tips on how to refine your Google searches to get even better results in the future! Ivory for Mac 54 - ★ 121

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Maybe they did the research with ChatGPT

donni saphire @donni@mastodon.social How smart can Al be if it wants my job? Someone hasn't done the research Jan 18, 2024, 23:13 · Ivory for iOS 285 ★ 529

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Al girlfriends 303RGER RIGUA All males born after 2000

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Everybody (on our side) wins!

Missing The Point @Missing ThePt@mastodon.social "No you see, we should be able to train our Al models on your work without compensating you so we can create similar works so you're no longer needed - what part of this aren't you getting?" Jan 09, 2024, 04:48 Ivory for iOS 118 154

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The New York Times is suing OpenAI and Microsoft for copyright infringement

The Ver The Varga / Tech / Reviews / Science / Entertainment / More + ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE / TECH/ MICROSOFT The New York Times is suing OpenAl and Microsoft for copyright infringement The Nero Hork Times Photo by Kena Betancur/VIEWpress / A lawsuit claims OpenAl copied millions of Times' articles to train the language models that power ChatGPT and Microsoft Copilot. By Emma Roth, a news writer who covers the streaming wars, consumer tech, crypto, social media, and much more. Previously, she was a writer and editor at MUO. Dec 27, 2023, 2:49 PM GMT+1 | 40 Comments/40 New f

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AI Evolutionary Tree

2023 2022 2021 2020 2019 本 2018 Evolutionary Tree Open-Source Closed-Source ELECTRA ROBERTA ALBERT BERT ELMO A12 ST-MOE DEBERTA - ERNIE Flan UL2 Distill BERT BARTOO FastText Switch UL2 G Flan T5 mT5 G Encoder-Only G Word2Vec GLOVE Tk Encoder-Decoder ChatGPT Codex TO # LLAMA InstructGPT MT-NLG Bard G GPT-4 Sparrow OPT-IMLO Decoder-Only BLOOMZ BLOOM OPT OO Chinchilla GLAMG Gopher XLNet G Jurassic-1abs GPT-3 GPT-1 AI21 Jurassic-2 labs Galactica GLM YaLMY Minerva PaLMG LaMDA GPT-2 Anthropic ERNIE3.0 LM A 7 Claude A Flon PaLM GPT-Neo O 8 GPT-JO open source closed source Anthropic LM_v4-s3 5 7 Cohere GPT-NeoXO 3 3 3 AV 2 11 11 AI21 labs O $80

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