![The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360] brunhiddensmusings points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a 'warrior poet' -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his a** fuckaspunk I can't believe you'd make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase "lick my a**"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/786/506/7ed.jpeg "When being a regular knight is not exciting enough | /r/madlads")
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When being a regular knight is not exciting enough | /r/madlads
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Uploaded by Reddit Moments Apr 02, 2024 at 06:20AM EDT
Origin Entry: Mad Lad / Madlad
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Resolution: (736px x 1245px)
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