I don't know how many of you would give a damn, but Emps wasn't planning on going this far at start. Having his messenger and bestie bitchslapped was the final nail in the coffin. | /r/grimdank | Warhammer 40,000 | Know Your Meme

When you went there as a soft touch while punishing his constant f--- ups but manchild slaps you to death during his tantrum: Your not God commands you to Kneel.

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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