He’s not right, but is he wrong? | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

You know, casting Darkness and using Vicious Mockery accomplish the same thing. How? You're throwing shade!

Share Pin Download More

dnd /r/dndmemes

Origin Entry: Dungeons and Dragons

File type: jpg

Resolution: (888px x 1200px)

File size: 303 KB

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

View All 8,519 Images

More:

DMs, especially new DMs, really need to learn when to put their foot down and ban power outliers. This means ridiculous rule interpretations like coffelock, railgun, and even blatantly overpowered shit like silvery barbs and peace cleric. | /r/dndmemes

Player: Hey DM, I found this really cool thing I wanna try, it's called coffelock and it's TOTALLY within the- DM: No. Player: Why? It's within the rules.. technically. DM: DM PLAYER WANTING TO PLAY COFFEELOCK I HAVE ALTERED THE RULES. PRAY I DON'T ALTER THEM FURTHER.

Pin

Remember to roll high insight today | /r/dndmemes

There's a dragon in the town square It's a giant piñata It's full of Tucker's Kobolds Panik Kalm Panik imgflip.com

Pin

“The uhhh half-casters do get a bit quirky…” | /r/dndmemes

INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES EDGELORD HUMAN MERCENARY WHO STUDIES NECROMANCY KIND HEARTED ELF MUSICIAN WITH FAIRY MAGIC THEY ARE BOTH WARLOCKS. imgflip.com

Pin

Time to prepare some major war combat systems. | /r/dndmemes

Player: I wanna play as a human Wizard Bladesinger Me: Huh, haven't seen a human in a while thats interesting. Strong class tho'. Player: For the Wizard however I will just be using enchantment spells. Me: Alright interesting, why? Player: He was a noble whose mother was a witch that taught him mainly enchantment spells while his father hired mentors to teach him how to fight with the blade. Me: Oooo interesting backstory. Player: However his noble house was attacked by evil forces that killed his father and he lost everything. Me: Nice plot hook. Player: He was taken in and protected however by a disanfranchised people composed of mainly Rogues, Fighters and Rangers who are oppressed by the evil forces who attacked his family and now he seeks to fight alongside them and- Me: Wait a second... Une

Pin

[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 9. "Traps" | /r/dndmemes

THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #9 SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO SORRY ABOUT THE TRAPS. CAN'T FIND THE OFF SWITCH. 0 ALL PART OF THE JOB. 0

Pin

"Sea turtles, mate." | /r/dndmemes

prokopetz More inadvisable ways to introduce a replacement for a dead Dungeons & Dragons character mid adventure: • Hanging from a gallows, apparently dead, only to speak up and request help getting down at the party's approach; when they ask how you survived, simply remark that you have a very strong neck Appearing in a flash of light in response to some seemingly innocuous action, tearfully thanking the party for "finally breaking the curse" . • The next ogre or other large humanoid the party encounters is wielding you as a club • Wandering aimlessly from around the next bend, peering at an enormous fold-out map and loudly insisting you could have sworn this was the way to Waterdeep . • Falling screaming from the sky, and landing miraculously unharmed; if questioned, mutter something about bats and refuse to elaborate . (replacement character is at least one size. category smaller) It turns out that you were in the deceased character's backpack the whole time dragonsorceress22 As it turns out, your characters was actually two characters in a trench coat the entire time, and only the top one died. Source: prokopetz #gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #dungeons & dragons #d&d #violence #death mention #your character was three raccoons in a trenchcoat until the top one got their head blown off #now the other two are P----- #swearing in tags 12,503 notes Jun 4th, 2021

Pin

A day late, but happy Easter | /r/dndmemes

DM: Any character ideas for the Avernus game? Player: I'mmmmm.... thinking multiclass? This game starts at level 5, right? DM: That's the plan, yeah. What's the build? Player: Artificer 3, Paladin 2. DM: Hmm... that's an... interesting build. Player: Trust me, the antics will be worth it.

Pin

Sometimes intrusive thoughts get the better of you | /r/dndmemes

Dragonborn either laying eggs or giving birth Dragonborn give birth to eggs

Pin

Did my character drink all the potions? Yes. Were they the type to drink magic colours? Yes. | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic "It's what my character would do" to justify something selfish "It's what my character would do" to justify something stupid.

Pin

Jebbus, how much lore can one person remember??? | /r/dndmemes

Session 0 Players: Which pop culture reference are you using for your homebrew campaign? DM: "Reference", weak sauce! The Land Of OZ Super Mario Land Hyrule Tamriel Westeros Narnia OLD MOON BAWWAABAAT RA SUMMER GATES Middle-Earth BOL Mushroom Kingdom THOTH The Mining land OLDSPWNOW CONTINENTS Neverland Bikini Bottom OLDUMANOWS ALDOUT Disney-Land Asgard YAH- Altantis Hogwarts Wonderland YAH The Wizarding World Pandora OLD MOON Johto Kanto HOTH Dinotopia

Pin

What Sorlock are you? | /r/dndmemes

Coffeelock VS Tealock Sss Sorcerer, Warlock (Preferably Divine Soul /Celestial)* Any Replace Long Rests with chained Short Rests; (potentially)* infinite Spell Slots/Sorcery Points Never (use Greater Restoration against Exhaustion)* Classes required Race required What is the main gimmick? Long rests Sorcerer, Warlock Elves, Warforged, or any that have <8 hr Long Rests Chain 2-4 Short Rests after Long Rests (during the party's Long Rest); boosted Slots/Points Daily Only; whenever possible Short rests Whenever possible Highly suspect DM approval (can become Coffeelock) Feared/loathed (commonly banned) *If Xanathar's Guide to Everything is used at your table

Pin

Mods asleep, post Goblins. | /r/dndmemes

GOBLINS R GREAT BOTTOM TEXT imgflip.com

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes