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Things Moms and Druids Have In Common 1. So many houseplants 2. The ability to wildshape when hangry 3. Hates METAL* 4. Consumes the most salads in the party 5. High Passive perception with the eyes in the back of their heads 6. Masters of utility *Nat20Mom not included

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Yes mom, my hobby is playing pretend | /r/dndmemes

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS I was initially planning on being a casual fan but then i thought why not just let it consume my soul instead

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Well, that's one way to derail a game | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE "PALADIN" BETRAYS THE PARTY AND BEGINS MURDERING THEM BECAUSE THE 10 FOOT TALL SUCCUBUS PROMISED THEM A FUN TIME DM IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT imgflip.com

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i like the idea of a paladin who is as much of a jerkass as possible while still being lawful good | /r/dndmemes

despite numerous complaints from morals, i can't find anything that breaks your oath on the records. you're clean. yeah i don't know what those guys are complaining about you literally killed a baby! it was a black dragon! 800

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When the party splits | /r/dndmemes

When the party splits up to get info and they regroup later: Why the hell did you take your shoes off? Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

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Can you bottle lightning twice? Should you even try? | /r/dndmemes

DOES HE BITE? NO, BUT HE CAN HURT YOU IN OTHER WAYS LARIAN ISN'T MAKING DLC OR BG4 SRC: EXPLOSM.NET imgflip.com ET

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By this standard the chimera ant invasion arc had about the same pacing as a session of Lancer | /r/dndmemes

a fight taking a few seconds in universe actually taking several hours irl because every single attack needs to be explained anime D&D

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I'm not saying a born-from-stone Sorcerer of Moradin isn't cool, but... | /r/dndmemes

$DIVINE SOUL SUBCLASS MOUNTAIN DWARF WEAPONS AND ARMOR CLERICS imgflip.com Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power$

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Dark Souls Campaign is going great guys | /r/dndmemes

Make a multiple session long arc about the party going through an asylum on the top of a mountain made with mematic Make the asylum section one session, adding a new player, the most difficult boss so far and have the biggest plot twist of campaign so far.

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I’ve ever seen a copper or silver in my life.[OC] | /r/dndmemes

UPFRONT, JUST LET ME GET MY POUCH... WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, SIR ADVENTURER? BANNED JUST A MUG OF WHATEVER YOU GOT IN THE KEG, IT'S BEEN A DAY... OH I FEEL IT! I'VE BEEN SLAYING ALE STAINS AND PLUNDERING THE DISHES OF THEIR FILTH!! Scrub Scrub Fshhhh YOU STARTING A TAB OR PAYING UPFRONT, SIR ADVENTURER? AH-GOT' THIS FROM A KOBOLD I SLEW TODAY. HEY SIR, IT'S FIVE COPPER NOT ONE!! HUH? GOLD!? I DON'T HAVE CHANGE FOR THIS LYING AROUND!! Shuffle bubble bubble WAIT...IS THAT I HAVE NO COPPER OR SILVER SO JUST TAKE IT... WHAT

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Boblin has had quite the unexpected journey | /r/dndmemes

The goblin "adopted" by the party dragged on another suicide mission to save the world Newport

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Would help with scheduling issues | /r/dndmemes

THEY SAY WE SEE ON CLOUDS WHAT WE MOST WANT WHAT DO YOU SEE BABE? I SEE US. TOGETHER FOREVER. V₁ AWW maflip.com Ma OFFICIAL SOLO PLAY RULES FOR 5E

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Things Dads and Paladins Have In Common | /r/dndmemes

Things Paladins and Dads Have In Common 1. Defacto heavy lifters 2. Will talk endlessly about their one passion 3. Grown men playing with swords 4. Smaller party members can ride their shoulders into battle 5. They say strong for the rest of the party

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