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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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I now present the completely balanced Regulus Corneas D&D sheet! Re Zero spoilers ! | /r/dndmemes

REGULUS CORNEAS Medium humanoid (Human), Twitter Armor Class 10 Hit Points 80 (10d10+25) Speed 2.400 ft. STR DEX CON 10 (+0) 10 (+0) 10 (+0) INT 10 (+0) WIS 10 (+0) CHA 10(+0) Senses passive Perception 10 Languages Common Challenge 30 (155,000 XP) Authority of Greed. All of Regulus attacks count as magical for the purpose of overcoming resistance and immunity to nonmagical damage and attacks. Additionally, he has no disadvantage on ranged attacks even if their enemies are within 5 feet of him. Stillness Of An Object's Time. By the mere act of touching or even breathing, Regulus is able to stop the time of any object, including air, water, dirt and even people (including himself). He can use those objects as effective projectiles, and while those objects (or people) are stopped in time, they can't be damaged, moved by anyone other than Regulus or suffer any condition by any means. This ability does not require any action to be used, and will always be active as long as Regulus is able to touch or breath on something. Stillness Of An Object's Time (Air Platform). Regulus can freely walk on air as if he's walking on land by creating platforms of stopped air for him to step. Lion's Heart. As long as his heart is stopped in time, Regulus does not age and does not need to eat, drink or breath. He is unable to be affected by any attack, damage, spell, magical effect, physical effect, disease, curse or condition while this ability is active. This ability can be activated and deactivate with a bonus action, but it immediately kills Regulus if it remains active at the end of his next turn after activating this ability, as his body can't handle more than some seconds with his heart frozen. Love. Regulus can share his heart with any woman he arbitrarily considers his wife. As long as at least one of his living wives remains close enough for him to feel her love, he can fully ignore the time drawback of Lion's Heart and use the ability indefinitely, which means that the turn limit can be fully ignored. Regulus has up to 300 wives. ACTIONS Multiattack. Regulus can make up to six projectile attacks as long as he targets different foes with each of them. Stillness Of An Object's Time (Projectile). Ranged Weapon Attack: +30 to hit, reach 3.600 feet, one target. Hit: 165 (30d10) slashing or piercing damage, depending on the projectile chosen by Regulus. Stillness of an Object's Time (Barrier). Regulus uses his breath to create an up to 30 foot radius barrier around himself. This barrier is impenetrable and lasts for as long as he wishes.

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Waste not, a rule to live by whether you are a creature that sees survival as the highest priority, or an evil wizard bent on world domination | /r/dndmemes

LIZARDFOLK imgflip.com RECYCLING NECROMANCERS

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Answering the deep lore questions | /r/dndmemes

A BARD DID IT A WIZARD DID IT

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[OC] Straight to Quest #20 : the importance of observation. | /r/dndmemes

" Splashh 24 Foul beast! S My lightning bolt will be your undoing! G Oh my... That could have gone terribly wrong for me. Bzzz ZZZ 222 ریسا 4 سا Spla-poom Spla-poom Spla-poom Spla-poom Spla-poom し سا W @SINISTER CHAP SPECIAL THANKS TO MY FRIENDS 0. سا ん -3--3- ん 30, 天 سا Tapas WEB TOON

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They released a Balor from its prison after the sketchiest man alive lied about there being gold in there. | /r/dndmemes

The party when a guy they chose to trust named Liarson the Liar ends up lying to them about his intentions and betraying the party. You lied to me! How many other lies have I been told by the DM ?

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He just wants some of that, quote, "Tasty forbidden knowledge." | /r/dndmemes

Wizard: Oh cool, this special ritual can bind death and force him to answer three questions. Warlock: Is that such a good idea? Wizard: What could go wrong? The DM: This isn't going to end well

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So, I found out what autosarcophagy means at last nights game... | /r/dndmemes

That time the party found out why the Lizardfolk Cuisine Bard never buys or carries rations for traveling from place to place... ...he has a Ring of Regeneration.

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What's the most dangerous creature you've ever fought? | /r/dndmemes

"There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world."

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pact of the archfey: "your patron is a lord or lady of the fey, a creature of legend who holds secrets that were forgotten before the mortal races were born. This being's motivations are often inscrutable, and sometimes whimsical." (I love these warlocks)

SORCERER: "WHY ARE YOU WRITING A LETTER? COME PARTY WITH US, WE SLEWA HELLS DAMNED HAG!" FEYLOCK: "SORRY GUYS, I HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT THIS TO MY PATRON. THEY WERE EXPECTING TO HEAR BACK FROM ME." SORCERER: "AH OKAY, I GET IT, YOU'RE TRYING TO BOAST ABOUT IT TO YOUR FEY FRIEND AREN'T YOU?" BARBARIAN: "I THINK HE'S TRYING TO IMPRESS THEM OR SOMETHING, PERHAPS HIS PATRON IS SOME KIND OF FEY PRINCESS?" WIZARD: "COME TO THINK OF IT, HE HAS NEVER SPECIFIED WHAT KIND OF ARCHFEY HE HAS A PACT WITH" SORCERER: "WHATEVER FEY IT IS, HE SURE SEEMES TO BE TRYING TO KEEP THEM HAPPY* THE HAG COVEN THAT IS THE FEYLOCK'S PATRON HAG 2: THAT OLD SWAMP HAG THAT WAS STEALING MY POTION INGREDIENTS? WELL WELL, THE KID IS SHOWING INITIATIVE HAG 3: "HEHIHA, WRITE BACK TO HIM AND SAY THAT HE GETS AN EXTRA INVOCATION FOR THAT HAG 1: "REJOICE SISTERS, OUR WARLOCK RAPPORTS THAT HE HAS KILLED MURKY MATHILDA imgflip.com

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This only good gnome... | /r/dndmemes

FANTASY RACISM AGAINST FANTASY RACISM AGAINST ELVES, ORCS, DWARVES GNOMES

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I'd say I watched it happen in slow motion but she sure fell fast | /r/dndmemes

The Druid The Blood Hunter whoR out of range for slowfall 46 can't fly The unconscious aarakocra the Roc dropped from 200 feet 41 The Paladin just out of reach to catch her 48 T

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my origin? well my dad is really good at s[ERVICE WORKER] | /r/dndmemes

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