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Would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends Nikhil I would choose 30 million loyal friends, ask everyone for 5$ which a loyal friend won't deny.. then i already have 150million $, my next step would be standing on election.. with 30million votes, i would win easily.. then i would start a business like a chocolate factory because i already have 30 million consumers from starting.. then I would ask my all friends to buy a chocolate per day then 30 million chocolate per day will be the minimum sales, keeping profit of 0.1$ I would make 30 million x 0.1% which is 3 million dollars a day.. who tf is jeff bezos?

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Hey Guess What? F--- U @bluntlu... 10h: Let 1 of those "your body my choice" mfs say dat r---- b------- around me. 包 MPA FX4BORD COMER GA 61 176.6K 73.2K 1.5M N8 @Naattee_ • 8h Replying to @bluntlungz calm down big guy mcdonalds still carries the chicken big mac 2 720 ill 66K Hey Guess What? F--- U @bluntlungz Replying to @Naattee_ Then I'd have 2 Big Macs. 10:21 AM - 08 Nov 24 - 70.7K Views . Follow

My mom is antivax and I just turned 15. This is a testament to how misunderstood vaccinations are and how you don't die without them provided your dad sneaks. you to the hospital in the middle of the night when you're 1 year old. Yes her name is karen

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