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My players telling me that they want to open a brothel with Awakened animal prostitutes (willing and financially partnered) me the DM

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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SO, LORD ZAROVICH, WHY DID YOU KIDNAPIREENA KOLYANA? YOU SEE TUCKER, TO TRULY UNDERSTAND WHY I MADE THIS DECISION, YOU MUST FIRST UNDERSTAND THE HISTORY OF THIS LAND. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE THREE FANES OF BAROVIA?

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Dungeon Master Resources 13h O If a player has a one handed Sword in their main hand and a fully automatic crossbow that fires 1 bolt per second from its 8 bolt magazine in their off hand, can they fire it as a bonus action? If so, how many bolts can be fired in their 6 second round? If it's loaded and has a stat line then yes it can be fired, assuming it has the "light" property. Reloading is something else. 13h Like Reply Crossbow Expert Source:Player's Handbook Thanks to extensive practice with the crossbow, you gain the following benefits: • You ignore the loading quality of crossbows with which you are proficient. Being within 5 feet of a hostile creature doesn't impose disadvantage on your ranged attack rolls. . When you use the Attack action and attack with a one handed weapon, you can use a bonus action to attack with a hand crossbow you are holding. 13h Like Reply Gunner Source: Tasha's Cauldron of Everything You have a quick hand and keen eye when employing firearms, granting you the following benefits: Increase your Dexterity score by 1, to a maximum of 20. You gain proficiency with firearms (see "Firearme" in the Dungeon Master's Guide) •You ignore the loading property of firearms. Being within 5 feet of a host le creature doesn't impose disadvantage on your ranged attack rolls. 13h Like Reply : 13h thanks, I'll let him do this Like Reply

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