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You are an imperial citizen, and you are drying yourself with your towel after bathing to go on a date with the person you like. you realize, too late, that you didn't grab a towel O

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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Brother! Pussy! | /r/grimdank

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After reading exaclty none of the Horus Heresy novels, I have come to the conclusion that this is what Emps should have done once the Traitor Fleets reached Terra's orbit. | /r/grimdank

Enough of this Madness Horus! I'm throwing the Astronomicon at you Oh my foolish Father... are you so desperate as to resort to such a moronic idea?! Kom Using the Astronomicon as a weapon is terrible both in idea and execution. First of all the actual Astronomicon itself has no actual physical presence, it is merely projected from a massive tower known as the Chamber of the Astronomicon. It is primarily a metaphysical beacon, and as I am currently already saturated in the Warp, I- OH S--- DID YOU JUST THROW THE ENTIRE F------ BUILDI- AARRRGHhhh. That's a little trick I like to call.. Operation: Warhammer

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Okay. Surprise me. Show me fanfictions that don't suck! | /r/grimdank

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Current state of affairs in the imperium | /r/grimdank

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Midwit Gormayne | /r/grimdank

0.1% 10 scote 55 Forsooth! I am a noble knight on a gallant quest to restore peace and order to the kingdom! 2% 14% 70 34% 85 68% 95% 100 I am an abomination masquerading a as a grotesque parody of chivalry. Every day of my existence is like a sick nightmare that never ends. What tattered fragments of my sanity are left weep at the state of my existence. 34% 115 14% 2% 130 145 0.1% Forsooth! I am a noble king on a gallant quest to restore peace and order to the kingdom!

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Even if that lore is kinda dumb, the mental images it inspires are funny. | /r/grimdank

Eldar when finding a human child. Meanwhile Eldar finding baby Angron. Baby Angron *The eldar

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UNTIL THE END | /r/grimdank

When you are the first ATF agent in a red flag no knock confiscation stack and you hear from the other side of the door. "I HAVE DUG MY GRAVE IN THIS PLACE AND I WILL EITHER TRIUMPH OR I WILL DIE. NO PITY, NO REMORSE, NO FEAR UNTIL THE END BROTHERS!" made with mematic

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Sorry theists, you get 40,000 years of neckbeard rule. | /r/grimdank

Graz Oh, you think I'm a god? Well ackchyually....

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at least give me a giant ass drill or a lance that acts like a power hammer or something! | /r/grimdank

Hey you goin' to sleep? KNIGHTS DONT HAVE ANY LANCE LIKE WEAPON (0.0 imgflip.com Yes, now shut up 30 TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

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orkz don't believe in dem physics | /r/grimdank

/11 *laughs in machine spirit* *laughs in understanding physics* WAGON *laughs at physics*

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blood for the blood god | /r/grimdank

PEF L ААААААА TI-TCHEI-NHAÁÁÁ BABARI-TIBABA!! S BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SLASH at volutoots

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poor centurion | /r/grimdank

V I'll take you with me! Everyone will be jealous! Huh?! Oh- -My- -God! EEEE! *banshee howl* YOU SO CUTE! What chubby cheeks! I've always wanted something like this? Wut?! N-NO!

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