[OC] The Weekly Roll Ch. 146. "Bucket B" | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

$FOR SERVICES RENDERED TO THE KINGDOM... 0 AND BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN REAL COOL ABOUT THE ATTEMPTED MURDER STUFF... THE WEEKLY ROLL #146 YORU { REALLY? AND DIDN'T BEAT ME TO DEATH AGAIN... ...I HEREBY GRANT YOU THE TITLE OF FREE BARON OF TEGELSTEIN. RISE, LORD BECKET. DAMN TREVOR, THAT'S NICE OF Y- @CME_T WHAT FUCKERY ARE YOU UP TO? ÅÅÅÅÅ THAT'S REAL GENEROUS, YOUR HIGHNESS. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THE TEGELSTEIN BARONY IS BASICALLY ONE OF MY SUMMER HOMES PLUS A SMALL VILLAGE. WAS JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A PROPER KNIGHTHOOD BUT TREVOR CONVINCED ME THE TITLE OF BARON WOULD FIT BEST. T (1 O Zw Å * GROAN* U ALL HAIL THE BUCKET BARON! LINKTR.EE/CME_T I GOT TORVALD TO MAKE YOUR COAT OF ARMS!$

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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I don’t have enough actions man, it doesn’t feel right to only be able to cast one death-blow at a time | /r/dndmemes

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Guess I'm making Sand City now | /r/dndmemes

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I'm scared to ask about what else is excusable. | /r/dndmemes

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I definitely have a 5' bubble of personal space. | /r/dndmemes

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I wonder what his save modifier was... | /r/dndmemes

Mike Mearls @mikemearls How to set difficulty classes in a game of D&D: DC 0: Simple task, no real chance of failure DC 10: Good chance of success DC 15: Tough task DC 20: Really super hard DC 25: Players didn't bring snacks for the DM DC 30: Keeping a job at WotC

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Don't try to stop em or you'll be branded a railroading bad DM that ruins the fun. ;) | /r/dndmemes

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