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M (CO The party stands at the crossroads and decides which of the two towns they wanna go But! They have only the illusion of choice since I have prepared only one town for this session. Players decided to split up and visit both towns Co Players decided to split up and visit both towns MEME DICE TEMPLATE BY: AFILINKOV.COM AFILINKOV AFILINKOV WAFILINKOV

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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