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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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The feat you thought you picked Lucky You have inexplicable luck that seems to kick in at just the right moment. Source: PHB You have 3 luck points. Whenever you make an attack roll, an ability check, or a saving throw, you can spend one luck point to roll an additional d20. You can choose to spend one of your luck points after you roll the die, but before the outcome is determined. You choose which of the d20s is used for the attack roll, ability check, or saving throw. Long Rest recovers all Luck pts. Lucky Source: PHB Your DM gets to make increasingly deadly attempts at your life until you run out of luck points. vs. how it actually shakes out

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“Yes, death is final. But that’s the beauty of life, knowing that one day it will end. One day, it will all end ... Your journey may be over, but your adventure has only just begun. After all, the wonder of living in a book is that one day, you can start

Player: Well, that's it then. My character is dead. DM: *Reads out a lore drop prepared for his specific death* Player: Hey, wait. I know that guy in this. THE FERRYMAN GUY WAS DEATH THE WHOLE TIME? It has been some time, my old friend. Random guy who rescued them from the desert and brought them back on an airship My players "IT'S YOU?"

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Sam Witwer @SamWitwer Dungeons and Dragons question. What's a more dangerous character to have in your party? Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil? 9:37 AM Sep 27,2016 R Easy answer, True Neutral Those players and their characters f------ scare me

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Goblin PCs are overrated and gnome PCs are underappreciated | /r/dndmemes

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14 Fin. YEAH, YOU OVER THERE! IT'S TIME FOR D&D The party DM's Sanity 昇天 00 1 HEY, BROTHER SALE 70 Shenanigans

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Roc is strong, roc is hearty, roc did not make it past 2nd grade | /r/dndmemes

imeflio.com Stunning Strike Earthbind The Roc rolling a 25 on the con save The Roc rolling a 29 on the str save Raulothim's Psychic Lance R Pemesan The Roc rolling a 3 on the int save T

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Cowards that run away should Grovel at my feat! | /r/dndmemes

$WARCASTER + COMMAND SPELL SENTINAL FEAT Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power$

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"My players are murderhobos!" Why do you allow them to do so?

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A serial killer named only as the Alchemist. | /r/dndmemes

In order to enter the city, you are tasked with finding the source of local cultist attacks. Everything went smoothly right up until the final chamber of the dungeon was filled with golden statues. The statues are eerily still but realistic. They are all warped by the shapes of ever present but permanently silent screams. Through the mist of shattered dreams you can hear them whisper, "Kill me."

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Nobody correct them. | /r/dndmemes

DM: And what's the most important part of being a Bard? Bard: Consent? 00 DM Rules Lawyer 10

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Sometimes ideas for story hooks hit you in the most unexpected places | /r/dndmemes

+ Flows of Local Sheet Dwarfs in Relation to the Council of Giants Lucas M. Seaton, Marshall L. McCall,* and Neil T. McCall Department of Physics and Astronomy, York University, Toronto, Ontario, Canada M3J IP3 Accepted 2024 February 21. Received 2024 February 13; in original form 2023 August 06 ABSTRACT The kinematics of isolated dwarf galaxies in the Local Sheet have been studied to ascertain how the Council of Cionto hos affected for Dooulice vlas on omallal to the Shoot the

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It really does feel like that | /r/dndmemes

my party has zero PCs with dead parents NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

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