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Me: Hey, DM, can I play a Warforged? Specifically, the Unearthed Arcana version? DM: Why? No reason... imgflip.com Heavy Plating Heavy armor (armored) proficiency AC = 16+ your proficiency bonus; disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks. Juggernaut You're an imposing war machine built for close combat and raw might. You tower over your comrades; juggernaut warforged stand between 6 and 7 feet in height and can weigh up to 450 pounds. • Ability Score Increase. Your Strength score increases by 2. • Iron Fists. When you make an unarmed strike, you can deal 1d4 + your Strength modifier bludgeoning damage instead of the normal damage. • Powerful Build. You count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or lift.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Remember the good times we had experimenting or puzzle solving to figure out what magic items could do instead of just simply hand-waving a first level spell/ritual to identify everything right away. Pepperidge Farms remembers. | /r/dndmemes

500 Mclean M "Well, either it allows a magic-user to throw the various Bigby's hand spells, or it's a + 2 backscratcher. So far we're not sure which...

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A horrible influence | /r/dndmemes

Paladin: I expected this from Rogue, but why do you have a Criminal background, Druid?? Druid: Uh... The backstory: Druid Rogue Go, do a crime.

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The lunch bag lizard strikes again | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic Why are you chopping up that body? No reason 10 seconds later God damn it VES,

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I roll to console | /r/dndmemes

Spotting all the traps your friend missed after their roll told them the way appeared to be clear There there. @QhorinHalfman There there there there there there.

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Fun spell with cool effects | /r/dndmemes

Alright Druids and Rangers, are you going Furry or Planty? Guardian of Nature C A nature spirit answers your call and transforms you into a powerful guardian. The transformation lasts until the spell ends. You choose one of the following forms to assume: Primal Beast or Great Tree. Primal Beast. Bestial fur covers your body, your facial features become feral, and you gain the following benefits: • Your walking speed increases by 10 feet. • You gain darkvision with a range of 120 feet. • You make Strength-based attack rolls with advantage. • Your melee weapon attacks deal an extra 1d6 force damage on a hit. Great Tree. Your skin appears barky, leaves sprout from your hair, and you gain the following benefits: • You gain 10 temporary hit points. • You make Constitution saving throws with advantage. • You make Dexterity- and Wisdom-based attack rolls with advantage. While you are on the ground, the ground within 15 feet of you is difficult terrain for your enemies. ●

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"Yeah I'm just gonna back away slowly." | /r/dndmemes

DM: You see a flickering fire inside the cave. Player: I sneak up towards it. DM: You feel a waft of hot acrid air touch you as the fire grows more intense. Player: Can I roll perception? DM: As you get closer, you can see the tell-tale reflection in the light of red scales around the flame My player .0001s later:

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I've shared memes about her before. She also talks to rats, feeds them cheese, then climbs down and sleeps inside of her backpack. | /r/dndmemes

DM: *Creates a young blind homeless girl named Belinda who the party falls in love with.* Player: Hey, it's kind of weird how much she knows Other player: Yeah it's also weird how she sees a lot but is blind DM: *Creates a lore drop about her being in their sealed memory* Player: Hold on, wait. DM: Promptly has the orphan sacrifice herself to save the party My players:

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Paranoid [OC] | /r/dndmemes

BZZZ 3777 BZZZ BZZZZZ BZZ 3ZZT BZ BZ WELL WELL WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT BZZ FLASH AFTER 2 WEEKS OF TRAPS AND INVESTIGATION WE FINALLY GOT YA! DAMN DRUIDIC SPY! WE SPENT SO MUCH GOLD AND TIME SETTING UP TRAPS FOR ALL KIND OF ANIMALS... THE SAME DAMN FLY WE FAILED TO CATCH 3 DAYS AGO... PARANOID BZZZ THERE YOU ARE! BUT FINALLY WE CRACKED THE CODE THIS TIME WE GOT SOMETHING THAT WILL UNMASK YOU... BZZ SPLAT BZZZ 2024/02 5011 Bzzz t WE INTERROGATED A MOUSE FOR 15 HOURS BZZ A BAG OF WONDER READY TO BE PICKED UP, COMPLETELY UNATTENDED! BZZ AND A COOL LEAF F---! UNDER THE TABLETOP

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When you are in the line of fire | /r/dndmemes

When you miscalculate the radius of fireball: CWISPY RE Th Quiageons With Friends

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Not even a moustache, smh my head | /r/dndmemes

Your dwarven female My dwarven female 459

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Just too holy | /r/dndmemes

When the Cleric role plays so hard he forgets to take notes Sorry, Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.

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I don't normally play Lawful characters, but when I do... | /r/dndmemes

Vengeance Paladin/Rogue Assassin When a man digs a grave, he has to fill it. Otherwise, it's just a hole. HE HAS TO FILL IT!!!

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