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DUCK SEKEROV You start the campaign as a hero reincarnated to save the world. Your character was an Yaun-ti cult member who gave the 'Gift' of everlasting existence by feeding souls of those who you killed to your Snake God. The memory of your death was stripped from you. However, a sinister voice made of shadows offers to restore your memories. It sounds like dripping oil full of wasps. You accept its offer. Turns out your master killed you when you asked to learn the 'Truth of your Scales.' Every Yaun-ti in your clan is born with their destiny written upon their back. When your master read what yours said, he immediately killed you. You do not know what it said.

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