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About me I'm 3' 3" in height, very fat, and have no hopes, aspirations or dreams. I only want one night stands. Loathe coffee & romantic gestures, totally dislike TV & film. Oh, I don't have a job either. I'm looking for women who are at least 6'9" tall and have a seven-figure salary; someone who will be my mum (rest her soul). I like catching fishes & I always leave the toilet seat UP. Also, personal hygiene is an abstract concept to me. I reached my peak around 16 years of age... I'm 47 now. Hate cats. 0

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7:47 1 There's a catch tho I charge tho ****** Share your name and photo? What do you mean What + : You said you too What does that mean? That's crazy, me too. What do you charge? Share 65 iMessage I'm playing with you. Oh boy. What's that? How much do you charge? I also charge. Nobody rides this ride for free. But maybe we can figure out something and just call it even for the both of us. x

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