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TOWN GUARD You've killed 14 villagers It's written on your shirt. You don't know that. NU

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Tis the 5e way... | /r/dndmemes

My PC at 1st lvl, poor and homeless, begging for work to make a little coin My PC at 3rd lvl, rich as a mother-f----- after killing a mother Flail Snail and it's 12 bastard kids My PC at 5th Ivl, poor and homeless, begging for work after losing it all to black jack and hookers

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Look at how I massacred my boy | /r/dndmemes

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Looking to listen to something else | /r/dndmemes

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Kronk won't be listening to you, because Kronk only knows two of the words you just said. | /r/dndmemes

$High Level Wizard casting Mind Blank Creatures too dumb to understand your Suggestion. Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power$

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I love my players. I love my players. | /r/dndmemes

First Time DM Two of them nearly die. First Time DM Trying to create a simple first trap and encounter for my players. Trying to simple tra encount my play

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Too much effort went into this | /r/dndmemes

So anyway, I started blasting. Warlock

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Just realized after playing for four years | /r/dndmemes

dottom rification CLERICS ARE WISDOM BASED RIGHT? PALADINS ARE CHARISMA BASED? SO RELIGION CHECKS SHOULD BE ONE OF THOSE RIGHT? SO WHICH IS IT? DA MER JUP JUP MAKES SENSE TO ME INTELLIGENCE

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Centaur Alcoholics | /r/dndmemes

wowwforever a lot of fantasy universes like to paint dwarves as being the most alcohol tolerant, but i feel like if any fantasy race would be the best at a drinking contest it'd be a centaur. horses have a specific protein called liver alcohol dehydrogenase, which allows them to convert alcohol into simple sugars easier than humans. additionally, centaurs have the bonus human liver in them and the advantage of being as big as most of a horse and most of a human. instead of dwarven ale you have to get ready for that centaur IPA. it'll maybe kill you. #dwarf takes a big swig of that centaur s--- snd immediately drops dead #meanwhile the centaurs just finished their eighth barrel of dwarven ale and are now jousting with pool noodles

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What an absolute maniac! | /r/dndmemes

I once played dnd with someone who owned just ONE set of SOLID COLOR dice. No extra d20 with fun colors, no added %die with some flair, nothing! He just showed up with his ominously-blue his one set, and played... Like a psychopath. dice, sat down with

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...and there you go. | /r/dndmemes

responsible-reanimation Game idea: You play as a humble peasant who must fight off waves of adventurers who feel entitled to just waltz into your house and loot whatever they please. moonblossom LET GO OF MY CHEESE WHEEL YOU JERKFACE jellykitsch Humble Peasant kills adventurers that enter their home Humble Peasant keeps their weapons, magic items, and hold Humble Peasant realizes that stronger and stronger adventurers are coming to claim their growing pile of loot Humble Peasant builds traps and fortifications to keep them out Humble Peasant procures exotic pets to help defend their home Humble Peasant continues to amass more and more loot and attract stronger and stronger adventurers Humble Peasant has to keep building up and fortifying their home, traps, and pets to keep the adventurers out Humble Peasant suddenly realizes that they have accidentally built a dungeon. It's a f------ dungeon now. It's fortified and full of traps, monsters, and treasure, and the Humble Peasant is the boss. Humble Peasant realizes that adventurers will never leave them alone now. Humble Peasant hates adventurers. Humble Peasant accidentally becomes major villain.

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Me and my boys carry out all the loot. | /r/dndmemes

Every edition people gripe about the encumberence rules that almost no one uses... CIBC CIBC D

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Are we still hating on the man in here or what... | /r/dndmemes

D&D IS MID HASBRO IS S----- TO IT'S CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY LET WOTC PUT OUT BAD PRODUCT THAT WE ARE FORCED TO BUY INSTEAD OF THAT BS, LET'S ALL GIVE OUR MONEY TO DERANGED INDEPENDENT TTRPG DESIGNERS The people were "Matt. 5:27-28 ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

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