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< YOU MATCHED WITH JOHN ON 8/15/23 What's cookin good lookin? John Nothing much just looking for husband number 4. How about you? Perfect. I need someone to bear children for tax purposes Okay fine. And let's hire them to work for our very legitimate business so we can get twice the kickbacks. Mama need a cruise. Of course Your going to need to pump out like 4-5 for them to run a business though boys and 1 girl. best I can offer. That's fair Type a message Send

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Lydia We'll get along if You let me take the piss out of you Been to hospital for this before. Wasn't fun. Very painful Done

7:47 1 There's a catch tho I charge tho ****** Share your name and photo? What do you mean What + : You said you too What does that mean? That's crazy, me too. What do you charge? Share 65 iMessage I'm playing with you. Oh boy. What's that? How much do you charge? I also charge. Nobody rides this ride for free. But maybe we can figure out something and just call it even for the both of us. x

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