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prokopetz In Dungeons & Dragons, hit points are an abstraction that encompasses not only stamina, mental stress and gross physical integrity, but also luck, divine favour and general plot immunity, which means that it's technically 100% consistent with the game's mechanical model to describe a boss monster being reduced to zero hit points by randomly having a piano fall on their head. mayflower-uwu Now I wanna have a looney toons villain, a silly silent billy monster who when they're finally killed goes out like this. UMMM prokopetz I'm going to run Curse of Strahd and have Strahd himself go out that way. thestarsareundecided Bonus points if you make Strahd take himself out this way. AND THEN THE PLAYERS FIGHT THE DIRE MIMIC PIANO. Source: prokopetz #gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #dungeons & dragons #d&d #game design #violence mention #death mention 1,870 notes Jun 2nd, 2021 LI

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Session 0: *exists* Player: I built a changeling from the plane of dreams who must consume part of someone before he can assume their identity. DM: you don't mean... The Character: La DO

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nothing is wrong with talking to your food, but having it talk back is another | /r/dndmemes

imgrip.com LISTEN GRETA IT'S NOT YOUR VEGAN DIET THAT BOTHERS US.. ? IT'S THE FACT YOU CAST "SPEAK WITH PLANTS BEFORE YOU EAT THAT BOTHERS US.

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F's in chat to that therapist | /r/dndmemes

fantasyandfoodporn 12h ago Me, talking about D&D: So, I really want to play a mix of gunk and BM but my party already has a padlock, a shepherd, a gravy built around magic bones. and one of those new goos. I'm worried that I'm going to feel like I'm not enough of a munchkin. Like, maybe my dungeon master might to decide to play battleship, but then if we're not doing it raw on the table like the crawfish intended then power word tiptoe probably isn't going to do anything. My therapist, pouring gasoline all over her office: Well, you could just go beast mode. Me: Yeah, but I don't think I'm allowed to have infinite tail armor. That just feels like the kind of punpun s--- that makes rocks fall... #dnd #5e #optimization #dungeons & dragons Blaze 6 notes D

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Short and sweet... | /r/dndmemes

The DM asked me to keep the backstory simple, so at session zero I handed her this picture... ...nuff said. I'm playing a warlock, Infernal Pact Hey, have you tried cheese?

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Maybe one day... maybe. | /r/dndmemes

99% OF DND PLAYERS WHO STILL HAVEN'T FOUGHTA DRAGON IN A DUNGEON 99% OF PF PLAYERS WHO STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE PATH

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"Nooooo you can't pick Eldritch Knight as your subclass, you don't have the full art extended frame alternate art card for that!!!" | /r/dndmemes

INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES Whards SPEND THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY ON FIRST PARTY PRODUCTS POSSIBLE The Gathering SPEND THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY POSSIBLE (IT'S AN INVESTMENT]

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Dm: is that an arcane trickster with 75hp? Me: yep and he's immune to fire thanks to the amulet you let me buy. Let the trolling begin! | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com DM WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! LVL 9 DRAGONBORN ROGUE UNCANNY DODGE, SON.

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Two times they have figured out what I had in plan. The three kobolds in a Trenchcoat I let slide but now it’s getting weird. | /r/dndmemes

PLAYERS, POST GAME: YA KNOW, IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE THIS CHEST BE A MIMIC WHEN WE TRY TO OPEN IT. ME, THE DM, PLANNING TO THROW AT THEM A VERY RESTRAINED AND ANGRY MIMIC: imgflip.com

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There’s no greater feeling of power than watching your DM’s eyes fill with fear as you prepare to completely fuck up the action economy with 32 wolves. | /r/dndmemes

Our DM: alright level seventeen! What are you guys going to cast first with your 9th level slots? Druid: Conjure Animals DM:

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Gravy is banned in the dungeon because master hateses the Critters™ | /r/dndmemes

fantasyandfoodporn Me, talking about D&D: So, I really want to play a mix of gunk and BM but my party already has a padlock, a shepherd, a gravy built around magic bones. and one of those new goos. I'm worried that I'm going to feel like I'm not enough of a munchkin. Like, maybe my dungeon master might to decide to play battleship, but then if we're not doing it raw on the table like the crawfish intended then power word tiptoe probably isn't going to do anything. My therapist, pouring gasoline all over her office: Well, you could just go beast mode. Me: Yeah, but I don't think I'm allowed to have infinite tail armor. That just feels like the kind of punpun s--- that makes rocks fall...

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Two types of Druid player | /r/dndmemes

@SECRETXSNAKE I commune with the spirits and journey to other worlds with rhythm induced trances, bringing healing, power and knowledge to my people I SMOKED DMT AND GOT MY BELLYBUTTON STOLEN BY ELVES AND THEN A CRYSTAL YELLED AT ME

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