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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Monk: for my first 2 attacks I shall punch through his sheild like canvas paper , and snap his spear over my knee . | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.co The dmg suggests that a spear would have an ac of 15 and hp between 3-10. You can attack objects regardless if they're Carried THE DM

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Seems like you dropped your arrow. Why don’t you try hanging onto it with your forehead? | /r/dndmemes

SN SDMN 6-4 YTAS RIVE A R T 77:21 S dungeons and dracurs and meme The drunken master monk getting a nat 20 on deflect missiles A hapless archer trying to shoot the disheveled looking elf in a bathrobe

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People like this make me not want to play the system they are “nicely” suggesting. | /r/dndmemes

*SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT DND* imgflip.com THERE ARE MANY OTHER BETTER SYSTEMS THAN OND INCLUDING INSERT OTHER TURPG OMG YOU 'SAYS OTHER PLAY DND. THING ABOUT DND DND IS SO BAD. SO PLAY INSERT OTHER TTRPG* IT IS SO MUCH BETTER.

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Some parts of space are not as progressive as we hope. | /r/dndmemes

"TU'NARATH ISN'T FEUDAL; IT'S ABSOLUTE MONARCHY. THOUGH, THE MONARCH'S ULTIMATE PLAN IS TO CONSUME SOULS TO OBTAIN GODHOOD." Okay.But that's worse. ingitip.com You do get how that's worse, right?

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True story (OC) | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Players read a private letter. DM forced to make up BS on the fly Nobody wants to read it Next session the DM prepares a well thought out and funny letter Nobody wants to read it

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You see, all of this bloodshed could have been avoided with just one dose of my new pharmaceutical “ Lycanthropin” it’s just 20 gold per dose . | /r/dndmemes

MY WEREWOLF PC TRYING TO CONVINCE THE SOLDIER THAT HE MIGHT HAVE WON IF HE WAS A WEREWOLF, AND HOW LYCANTHROPY IS A CURE FOR HAIR LOSS imgflip.com THE TERRIFIED EVIL SOLDIER IMPALED IN THE CHEST BY A JAVELIN, THE ONLY SURVIVOR AMONGST A VAST FEILD FILLED WITH HIS DEAD COMRADES. SO MB

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This, rock Lee or Jackie Chan’s Drunken Fist characters | /r/dndmemes

How DMs think their party will make their monks 0000 Reality

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The greatest plan | /r/dndmemes

O FIND A SHOW O LIKE THEY AREN'T GOING TO WATCH IT USE IT AS INSPIRATION FOR A CAMPAIGN I'M DMING I WANT TO SHOW IT TO MY FRIENDS THEY AREN'T GOING T WATCH

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Hehe I’m gonna be stabbed | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com MY FRIENDS FIGHTING ABOUT WHO THEY ROMANCED IN BALDUR'S GATE 3 ME WHO HASN'T EVEN PLAYED IT an

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Love these people with all my heart, multiclassing is awesome | /r/dndmemes

you know classes get features at level 20 right? d4, dnd daily, dnd shorts, and monkey d'm

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Forced to be a Good Boy (OC) | /r/dndmemes

I COMMAND YOU TO You to SIT 2- à @BIGGBIRB

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The little Tabaxi puts together her party ( original comic by flanflan.cat) | /r/dndmemes

THE *MAGICK GATHERING! AND FURTHERMORE EACH OF THEM HAVE THE EFFECT TO GENERATE 5 MANA ON SummoN WITHOUT ANY FURTHER COST WHICH I'LY THEN USE TO CHARGE UP GASP! A SEALED MAGIC LTIMA WIZARD?! FOR MY NEXT T LET'S SEE... I CAN CAST BLAZING VORTEX AT QUICK SPELL SPEED AND CHAIN A COLD WAVE WHICH WILL ALLOW ME TO SUMMON A SNOW FAERIE FAMILIAR WHICH I CAN THEN TRIBUTE FOR THE RITUAL REQUIREMENT OF THE GREAT FAE KING OBERON WHO HAS THE ABILITY TO SPECIAL SUMMON 5 FAE POPULI TO MY FIELD IN DEFENSE POSITION - you CAN DO MAGIC! WHAT? PLEASE JOIN MY PARTY! NOW HIRING @flanflan.cat

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