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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Marid art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

1E THIS GUY IS P----- ABOUT THE PROBLEMATIC AESTHETIC AS WELL DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: THE MARID 2E 3E 4E WHEN AN ARTIST'S ONLY EXPOSURE TO WOMEN ARE JAMES BOND FILMS TOOT MANIACAL FLOTTER T. WATER AND EARLY 2000'S FRAT BRO IN A LARP OUTFIT BY THE POWER OF GRAYMULLET! I HAVE THE POWER! 5E TO LOOKS LIKE A FANTASY BOOK COVER ART FOR A RACIST SOUNDING GEORGE LUCAS ALIEN

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We all had the times when we could not roll above a 5. | /r/dndmemes

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Hags play the long game [OC] | /r/dndmemes

LOVE AND HEX #90-BRANDON WEIGEL YOU KNEW? NATURALLY HOUSES ARE ATTUNED TO THE PEOPLE IN THEIR ENVIRONMENT. THEY BUILD THEMSELVES TO FIT THE PERSON THEY DEEM WORTHY. YOU HELPED CARE FOR MY HOUSE WHEN SHE WAS NESTING... THIS WHOLE TIME?! YOUR DOJO MUST HAVE SENSED YOUR KIND INTENTIONS, AND BONDED WITH YOU. TF YOU WANTED ΜΕ ΤΟ AHAVE DOJO ALL ALONG-WHY PUT ME THROUGH ALL THIS? IF YOU'D JUST ASKED I'D HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. HTTPS://LINKTR.EE/CROOKEDGOAT вит... BUT DOJO- THE HOUSE WAS YOURS BEFORE IT EVEN HATCHED @CRKOGT IT CHOSE YOU. YOU SAID YOU WANTED HIM DEAD! I WAS HIDING HIM FOR WEEKS! YES. LEVERAGING YOUR INSTINCT TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. SUBU I TAMED AN OWLBEAR TO SAVE HIM FROM YOU! I WAS MAULED! REPEATEDLY! WHERE WOULD BE THE FUN IN THAT? PLOP.

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Demon lore in a nutshell | /r/dndmemes

Celestials and Fiends are natural enemies Or Fey and Demons! CR Or Demons and other Demons! Z OR OR F Like Angels and Demons! Or Primordials and Demons! DAMN DEMONS! THEY RUINED THE ABYSS! D You demons sure are contentious people... ¡YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!

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Vicious Mockery in its purest form | /r/dndmemes

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Justice For Fighter | /r/dndmemes

When you dedicated your entire life honing nothing but your martial prowess and mastering armed combat And 10000 Only to find out someone else achieved the same level of mastery with extra cool abilities to boot just by either swearing on the Bible or having anger issue

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So is it fair to call the Strogg or at least it's Nexus a potential "Great Old One"? | /r/dndmemes

gorion Giant Brain psychically controlling every member of their species Can not reproduce, must infect and transform others Used to have a massive Empire, now it's in shambles Can separate from the hivemind but are forever scarred Losing to a lesser species that they should have easily beaten

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When the DM tries to force a character dynamic that you're really not seeing | /r/dndmemes

what-even-is-thiss 2d ago No I'm not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I'm your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you've got me tied up like this. what-even-is-thiss 2d ago what-even-is-thiss No look I get it. You've got your evil plan, you've gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, I'm not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? I'm trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I don't think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about 2d ago what-even-is-thiss Wait. That's why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No l don't find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No I'm not kink shaming you I'm saying you've completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No you're the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now. 2d ago what-even-is-thiss 2d ago What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. You're not the only one. No I'm not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move like... ten feet to your right. #following for the emerging drama! #enemies to lovers No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies. what-even-is-thiss Yesterday yellowhollyhock Follow Yesterday ●●● #Enemies to therapy to acquaintances to friends to lovers what-even-is-thiss Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit ●●● xxshadowcasterxx Follow Yesterday The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that "of course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasers" Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something. ●●● what-even-is-thiss Yesterday ●●● Yesterday The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels. D F ●●● ●●● ●●● You know I didn't intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator 32,391 notes

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BG3 does this CONSTANTLY, through letters, speak with dead, etc. Not saying it can't be effective, but they way overuse it. It also ruins the hero fantasy when everyone I would care about trying to save is already dead. | /r/dndmemes

NEED TO GET THOSE PLAYERS? FEELS FROM THE OL RELIABLE a ㅁㄷ RANDOM CORPSE WITH LETTER FROM A LOVED ONE IN THE POCKET

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True death magic | /r/dndmemes

ZIKES DEATH MAGIC VICTIMSTONERRY WENTODAY FLESH WORLD SUK HEALTHOS MAT YOURSELF CRDB DOST SAV 312KiB, 640x640. [18/4/17] ab67616d0000b273499959959c343367a0e1383b.jpg View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace True death magic Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 23:45:26 No.86020937 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>86020999 >>86021285 >>86021320 >>86021906 >>86023019 >>86025055 >>86025949 >>86026844 >>86027011 >>86031029 In my world, the biggest secret of death magic is that it's actually really easy to do anything with it... IF you're really smart and really clever about it. Want to teleport to the king's castle? Kill the concept of "me not being in the king's castle right now." Want to have a billion golds? Kill the concept of "me not having a billion golds right now." Want to become invincible? Kill the concept of "me not being invincible right now." Want to make it so the volcano never erupted 10 years ago? Kill the concept of "that volcano erupting 10 years ago." There's at least one god who became a god just by using death magic to kill the concept of "me not being a god right now." It's that simple.

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Arcane Lock | /r/dndmemes

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I think mordenkainen really lost his touch after Sword, his other spells just aren’t the same | /r/dndmemes

sexhaver what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like "oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post- necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff" chorusofravenousangels "what do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL, it's a CLASSIC" "idk I'm not really into evocations." "how can you not be into ANY evocations?" "well, it's kind of dad magic, isn't it?"

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