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One of my players wanting to break his handcuffs 0000 1000 bool Fine. A guard comes in and "A good dm let's their players do stuff puts new cuffs on you made with mematic Me the dm saying no The player

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Great, another stat the DM has to keep track of for every NPC | /r/dndmemes

CHECK IT OUT! THE GOLDEN EYE SWORD! بالا NET WORTH 14 GOLD ALRIGHT, YOU TWO! BACK TO WORK! k NET WORTH 820,000 GOLD SWORDS DCCXCVII © 2018-2023 ~ MATTHEW J WILLS ~ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 0 NET 1 YOU SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH THE MASTERS STUFF! WE'LL GET IN TROUBLE! NET WORTH: 14 GOLD L' RTH NET WORTH: D 820,000 GOLD

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I don’t actually have any animosity towards treantmonk , I just wanted to use this template. | /r/dndmemes

I SAID... SH*T THE F--- UP! Treantmonk explaining how firestorm would technically destroy the weapons and armor of anyone caught in the blast

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I’m not saying we make it up all the time… | /r/dndmemes

I'M THE BEST GM TOOL FOR DECISIONS! NO I'M THE BEST! B 206 02 WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? OWLTURD.COM imgflip.com AMATEURS. AMATEURS. BULLSHITTING EVERYTHING

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This happened in BG3 last night, I really should have taken the hint and long rested before leaving. | /r/dndmemes

Finally beat the last goblin leader The goblins in the next room are now hostile The goblins by the exit are hostile ALL THE GOBLINS OUTSIDE AND THEIR OGRE ARE HOSTILE imgflip.com 1005

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There's nothing sadder than an adventure that hasn't found their "found family". (Original comic by flanflan.cat) | /r/dndmemes

The saddest PC backstory of all time ..... JOB ACCEPTED! I GOT A JOB! Уау! ww Tabaxi Sorcerer WAIT, HOLD ON... OD JAAA Y KONTRATA DANCE 5 RESSON AMAN PARTY REQUIRED! 11 OR ELSE !!! PENALTY: P10,000 HEHEHE... I'M GONNA DO SO WELL. I'M GONNA BE RICH! I CAN EAT MEAT! NYEH HEH HEH~ 4-MAN PARTY?! I THOUGHT IT SAID "A"MAN PARTY! I'M SO STUPID I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO MONEY NOO000 00⁰⁰⁰⁰0⁰0⁰0⁰ @flanflan.cat

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Exposition is for cowards | /r/dndmemes

The DM The DM 9 10000 A carefully crafted monologue explaining the plot of the new campaign The party A carefully crafted monologue explaining the plot of the new campaign The party

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Ah yes, bardic adventures | /r/dndmemes

Roleplaying And Rollplaying @RRollplaying Guard: Halt! What's the meaning of this? Paladin: We are adventurers- Guard: I know that, what's with the group of kids? Rogue: The Mobile Orphanage ™M is where we raise these orphans we found into adventurers! Guard: Found? Rogue, whispering: Accidentally made.

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“Are they within 30 feet?” “…I mean I don’t see why not.” | /r/dndmemes

Me: I don't need to make a battle map for this, we can just do theater of the mind *later* The Players: Hey, can you tell us how far away the enemies are? Me imgflip.com A I've made a huge mistake R T S @dungeons and dragons and memes

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Looks like he's falling down, down, down into the river. | /r/dndmemes

Add artificers! Jo Good news! Everyone loves Baldur's Gate 3. How can we make it even better? Raise level cap to 20! Have more than one song on the soundtrack. Down, down, down....

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Fantasy morality be like | /r/dndmemes

I WILL SMITE YOU, YOU EVIL BEING WHO HAS BEEN KILLING GOOD HUMANS! NO, IT'S BECAUSE HE KILLS GOOD PEOPLE. MR. ORC, DON'T YOU FEEL THE PALADINS ARE EVIL SINCE THEY SLAUGHTER YOUR KIND? AND THAT YOU ARE THE GOOD ONES? WAIT, WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT HE IS EVIL? JUST BECAUSE HE'S AN ORC? WHAT? NO, OF COURSE NOT. THE PALADINS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY KILL EVIL, AND WE HATE GOODNESS! WAIT A MINUTE, YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE "NEUTRALS" AREN'T YOU? FROM MY PERSPECTIVE NOT STANDING WITH GOOD IS THE SAME AS EVIL. YEAH, AND FROM MY PERSPECTIVE NEUTRAL IS JUST AS GOOD AS GOOD! 1.!!. NOT REALLY. YES, BUT YOU KILL ORCS, COULDN'T IT BE SAID THAT YOU ARE EVIL FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE? I KILL EVIL CREATURES, THAT MAKES ME GOOD. HE KILLS GOOD CREATURES, THAT MAKES HIM EVIL. IT'S SIMPLE. BUT DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU BOTH KILL EACH OTHER? THAT THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, AND WHOEVER IS GOOD AND EVIL IS MERELY A PERSPECTIVE? LET'S KILL THIS NEUTRAL-DOER! ISN'T THAT A BIT CIRCULAR? I HAVE SKULLS ON MY HELMET, HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS? DOWN WITH MORAL PERSPECTIVISM! NOW GUYS, LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS LOGICALLY...ISN'T IT PRETTY, UH...NEUTRAL YOURSELF TO KILL A NEUTRAL?

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Orchestra | /r/dndmemes

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Never chase a dwarf into his tunnels | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com DUERGAR "KABOOM?" XARDOROK "YES, RICO. KABOOM."

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