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YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE OF THE KEEP. IT IS DARK. THE MOOD IS BEST DESCRIBED AS... EERIE. IS THE DOOR LOCKED? DR. CRUSHER'S QUARTERS, DECK 3. AS HAMMERAXE SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR, DOOLAINE SILVERHAND WILL USE IT AS A DISTRACTION TO STEAL ALL THE GOLD. WELL, YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW THAT THERE IS ANY GOLD, AS YOU HAVE YET TO-- BPAL AS YOU HAVE NOT INSPECTED THE DOOR, THAT INFORMATION IS NOT AVAILABLE TO YOU. Nerd I PUNCH THROUGH THE DOOR. DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IN INVADING THE HOME OF A VAMPIRE IS TO-- DOCTOR WHO? HAMMERAXE HATES VAMPIRES AND HATES DOORS. HE'S GOING FOR IT. THE VAMPIRE HAS GOLD, AND IT SHALL BE OURS! Nerd ge "snap" yo come back to earth" ว THAT'S IT. I'M NOT HEALING ANY OF YOU. "Why? I'am so much happier here."

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Stand proud, most of us are level 5 martials. | /r/dndmemes

Some random person IRL: Being able to punch with their fists or swing a dagger 2 times in a row within 6 seconds. My DnD addicted ass: 20 Wouldn't that make you... A LEVEL 5 MARTIAL?!!!

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Shadow Demon art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

1E YA BASIC DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: THE SHADOW DEMON 2E 3E 4E Aragh ch of a wadow Pa de re shte intay pelor of ONCE AGAIN, PLANESCAPE ART IS ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LEVEL LOOKS LIKE THE LOW-BUDGET SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON VERSION OF 4E'S ORIGINAL FILM CHARACTER VOICED BY CHRISTOPHER LLOYD WITH JIM CUMMINGS PERFORMING THE VILLAIN SONG 5E CONSTANTLY POSTING IN INCEL GROUPS ABOUT HOW THEIR PROPORTIONS AND BONE STRUCTURE ARE WHAT KEEP THEM FROM GETTING ANY FEINDMALES

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Literally didn't even ask about it, just asked if he wanted to tag along | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Players Backstory Me (DM) 100 NPC the players saved who has no tongue and uses a keyboard drawn on a log to communicate

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If it was easy to "find a new group" everyone on this sub would be playing amazing DnD! | /r/dndmemes

I have this slight issue with my group DM Why even consider talking to your players? It's annoying bu overall I am still Just find a new group 900 You're actually the bad guy for having any expectations! Just do your "job" and stop complaining

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“ Don’t date bad people. You can’t change them . Oh wait, you’re a Paladin of Sune, oath of redemption? Carry on.” | /r/dndmemes

REDEMPTION PALADIN VS BIG BAD: DAY 1 "SURRENDER AND DIE. RESIST, AND FACE TORMENT UNENDING." PIC COLLAGE imgflip. DAY 30 "I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SMILING. I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH. PIC COLLAGE

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Response to u/its_missl | /r/dndmemes

Today at 10:58 AM @ L" lokey i know Shehere couldn't do anythin to stop Gunnter if he did this cause i KNOW you ain't beaten my athletics. + ay at 9:55 AM Always remember, the best way to shut down a spellcaster is to pin their hands to the wall (no somatic components) and make out with them sloppy style (no verbal components) Today at 10:13 AM Message #general Posted in r/dndmemes by u/its_missl How? Today at 10:59 AM Who the f--- is shehere? Today at 10:59 AM I didn't know how to spell that snake man name Today at 11:00 AM But like what if just cast teleport? ay at 11:00 AM Today at 11:01 AM Meta magic adept made with mematic reddit Today at 11:01 AM I'll have to wait for the right opportunity This is how i beat the cerberus in Today at 11:02 AM I break the staff of power if you do that to shaheer Today at 11:03 AM How? Got no hands boi Today at 11:03 AM I gots two feet boi Today at 11:04 AM You think my grippers ain't gonna be AIR TIGHT interlocking with yours? Today at 11:04 AM I got shoes bozo Today at 11:04 AM You underestimate my dexterity Im bouta find out if that tongue forked Today at 11:05 AM Yeah gunters getting put in the shackles Today at 11:06 AM

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Gnomes | /r/dndmemes

THE GNOME DEPOT TheGnome Depot @TheGnomeDepot When talking about gnomes there are somethings you should know. There are known gnomes. They are easy to deal with, only because you can plan for a known gnome. There are gnomes that you know you don't know. I call them Unknown Gnomes. They are a little bit harder to plan for, only because you know that you don't know. But there are gnomes out there who don't even know they are gnomes. And other than wearing a cup, no strategy can prepare you for the utter chaos that a gnome who doesn't know they are a gnome can cause. Utter chaos! #gnomedepot

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I guess I’ll sit quietly and watch this. | /r/dndmemes

Elf bard player made with mematic Human sorceress player Me, the IRL husband of the sorcereress

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this is gonna be the worst campaign i’ve ever done | /r/dndmemes

B 25 Bennie yes, but I specifically want to f--- the bartender to get alcohol 5:48 PM see now thats different 5:48 PM ✔ ill make the bartender hot for you 5:49 PM ✔ 96 mj Unrelated but could my character be the bartender at the local tavern 5:50 PM

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At little much for CR 1/2, huh? | /r/dndmemes

RUST MONSTERS SHOULD DO FIRE DAMAGE. WHAT? WHEN IRON RUSTS IT PRODUCES HEAT. WE DON'T NORMALLY NOTICE BECAUSE IT'S A SLOW PROCESS, BUT 100 GRAMS OF IRON RUSTING PRODUCES ABOUT 800 KILOJOULES OF ENERGY A CHAIN SHIRT WEIGHS 20 POUNDS, LET'S ASSUME 5 POUNDS OF THAT IS LEATHER PADDING. 15 POUNDS IS 6,800 GRAMS WHICH WOULD BE ABOUT 544,000 KILOJOULES OF ENERGY THAT'S AROUND 286,500 CELSIUS HEAT UNITS, THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY NEEDED TO RAISE 1 POUND OF WATER BY 1 DEGREE CELSIUS. NOW THE CHAIN SHIRT PROVIDES 13 AC WHICH MEANS IT WOULD TAKE 3 ROUNDS, OR 18 SECONDS, TO COMPLETELY RUST ALL 6,800 GRAMS OF IRON. ASSUME YOUR ADVENTURER IS 200 POUNDS. THE HUMAN BODY IS 60% WATER, SO THAT'S 120 POUNDS OF WATER DO SOME MATH AND THAT MEANS YOUR ADVENTURER JUST ROSE IN TEMPERATURE BY NEARLY 2,400 DEGREES CELSIUS IN 18 SECONDS imgflip.com WHAT THE F---? AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CHEMIST HERE

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Magic go brrrrrr | /r/dndmemes

Wizard: I spent my life studying arcane knowledge. Warlock: I sold my soul to a demon for magic. Bard: made with mematic Z 298

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Before you know it they're making wisdom saves to resist the urge to ASK the villain to monologue for them. | /r/dndmemes

AFTER EVERYONE TOLD ME TO DO MY LORE DUMPS THROUGH DIARIES BECAUSE VILLAIN MONOLOGUES ARE BAD. SEARCHING THE ROOM, YOU FIND A BOOK OPEN ON THE TABLE. IT LOOKS LIKE THE VILLAIN'S DIARY. UH HUH, IS THERE ANY TREASURE ON THE TABLE? ANYWAY, AS THE RESTRAINING BOLT ATTACHES TO YOUR HEAD, YOU SUDDENLY FEEL AN URGE TO STAND STILLAND LISTEN TO ANY AND ALL VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUES. NOOOOOO!!

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