Lad to dad: I'm on a field trip | /r/madlads | Mad Lad / Madlad | Know Your Meme

4.5k What secret will you never tell your parents? nsfw 12 hr. ago Had skipped school and the school called my dad to ask why I didn't show up. So he calls me and says why the he'll aren't you at school. So I told him that I'm actually on a field trip and they should know that and he says ok let me talk to your teacher. So I was in downtown and there was no shortage of homeless people so I ask one if he'll pretend to be my teacher her for 5 bucks. He sold it perfectly and my dad apologized to me. Reply Share 6.5k

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