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€ How do three men in their 30s not have 800 gold between them? They're-- The economy is in shambles

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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imgflip.com A LIST OF ALL THE GOOD POINTS POINTY HAT MADE IN HIS DRAGONS SUCK VIDEO € It's blank

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Day 69 of examples of spells in other media | /r/dndmemes

POWER WORD KILL 9th level enchantment Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet Target: One creature you can see within range Components: V Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard You utter a word of power that can compel one creature you can see within range to die instantly. If the creature you choose has 100 hit points or fewer, it dies. Otherwise, the spell has no effect.

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It’s the errata all over again | /r/dndmemes

In my world, Dragons alignment isn't going to be tied to their color! Ok then, that was always allowed.

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DM dropping hints | /r/dndmemes

Whoa! My honed sense of deduction makes me think that this is the dungeon we are looking for.

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Remember where you are ... | /r/dndmemes

When a player asks the DM, "Are you sure?" You think I don't know the law. callycumla.com What's this? Wasn't it me who wrote it?

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Always a nice surprise to see them get the answer. | /r/dndmemes

When the barb who dumbed INT rolls well on intelligence checks KITA. WELL 130 PROF Fcm8!! CPE 1 Imetlm-In

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I guess wealth can compensate for fulfilment | /r/dndmemes

Me No, no... Nooo. The loot is this way My party imgflip.com An important NPC for my character are running down a corridor!

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Indiana Jones reference | /r/dndmemes

Swordsman: "I challenge thee to a duel!" Paladin: "Very well then, death before dishonor." Pirate:

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Don’t mess with the nice kenku | /r/dndmemes

My ranger who rolled a nat 20 on his +1 longbow made with mematic FPIBTIS The 12/23 hp hunters marked guard who just shot the party's npc friend

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...imperialistic dogma, which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! | /r/dndmemes

5E PLAYERS Borg players There's some lovely filth down 'ere!

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My man Drizzt is a true legend, but he doesn't have the swagger of a Jarlaxle | /r/dndmemes

Drizzt Do'Urden made with mematic. Official Social Media The Open Jarlaxle OPEN

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But can the sword cast the "Detect Witch" spell? | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOU FORGOT TO GIVE YOUR PLAYERS THE "NO CREATE WATER IN LUNGS" TALK: IT'S THE SWORD OF SUMMONING DUCKS! NEAT, HUH? QUACA HUE HUE HUE... IS THAT SO? RED SWORDS CDLXVI imgflip.com QUACK HMM... IT DOESN'T SEEM VERY PRACTICAL IN BATTLE. QUACK! QUACK 150 www.SWORDSCOMIC.COM

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