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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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First made this meme 4 years ago when Magic artificially limit supply to key game pieces to sell more products and cut Organized Play Budget to make us play an unfinished and inferior digital version where we can't resell or share our cards. Today I am po

If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. Wand I love all my children equally. earlier that day.... I don't care for the poor. 9555

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We are like elves to dogs | /r/dndmemes

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old. "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives." "These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them" My heart w-- Not gonna lie, this f----- me up a bit. POV Fantasy slice of life book when? "Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't touch her and yet I love her still." "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great- great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end."

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"...do you say anything as you approach?" | /r/dndmemes

Are you just trying to get me to CHAT S--- AT THE ENEMY NPCS? Because if you are... imgflip.com I WILL GLADLY DO SO!

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One of my player just pulled this one on me... | /r/dndmemes

THE BBEG: I WISH YOU WHERE DEAD!" PLAYER: "HI, MY NAME IS DEAD" THE DM

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My wife’s entire D&D party are considering all becoming werewolves in order to defeat the vampire BBEG. I joked that they weren’t just murder hobos, they’re murder hobos with fleas. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR ENTIRE PARTY HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO WEREWOLVES A +2 HARTZ FLEA AND TICK COLLAR IS YOUR TRUE PROTECTION mememaker.ai

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The only night that fits everyone's schedule... Come on... | /r/dndmemes

When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.

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"If you hate pen and paper games then you must have shitty handwriting." Me: | /r/dndmemes

香 CORRECT, MADAM.

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Day 26 of D&D memes in other media | /r/dndmemes

<TIME STOP 9th-level transmutation Casting time: 1 action Range: Self Components: V Duration: Instantaneous PHB

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Well that makes our party's decision on where to travel next a lot easier. | /r/dndmemes

My friend has started DMing for us in a new campaigh a couple months ago and so we make our characters. Me: Makes a Druid whose family was killed by Gnolls and is now on a crusade to kill all Gnolls. My friend: Makes a Blood Hunter whose family was killed by Vampires and is now on a crusade to kill all Vampires. My DM's reply fourteen sessions into the campaign when my Druid asks where he can find the Gnolls who slayed his family, "There are many sightings of Gnolls in the west of the region." Also my DM's reply fourteen sessions into the campaign when my friend's Blood Hunter asks him where he can find the Vampires who slayed his family, "There are many sightings of Vampires in the west of the region." Also my DM, "You have gotten terrible visions of a Dark King and an Undead Queen who are leading an army from the west to conquer the land. Their army is also filled with Gnolls and Vampires btw". My Druid and my friend's Blood Hunter » 3. It's very convenient that you have exactly what I need. Isn't it just? My awesome DM

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I. want. to. hide. | /r/dndmemes

THE ROGUE THE MOMENT BEFORE ANYONE STEPS IN THE ROOM: m 1 33 m 33 'n'

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The player that will be able to play their character at lvl 20, but we are stopping at lvl 5. | /r/dndmemes

Awkward GM Corbin Okay, so this is a short campaign of a few sessions. I've planned out my character progression to be optimized after 100 sessions. Also, I can't make next week's session. el l I have a W WI When the power gamer doesn't pay attention. *Note: This actually happened in a game I was a player in. And after missing every session the power gamer came to the last one expecting to get all the milestone XP and to be able to betray the group for infinite power.

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3 elves and a dragonborn walk into a bar | /r/dndmemes

IS 3 A LOT mgflip.com 0000 DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT 10 3 ELVES IN A DOLLARS? NO. 4 PERSON PARTY? YES.

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