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= S New here bumble Sydney, 23 9 % About me if youre looking to make me a wife: must make 100k plus, don't watch p--- or have social media, must be okay with me hitting you and you not defending yourself when I push past your limits, I don't believe in a dating stage I believe in just getting married.. Looking for a traditional man ONLY!! =

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GIRLS ON TINDER: You better have a better opener than "hey" GIRLS ON BUMBLE:

Jess, I'm so sorry. I think I just want to be friends. I know that's probably easier said than done. X Today 15:40 I'm so sorry if that hurt. I adore spending time with you. I really hope we can be friends in time. I really have been enjoying sharing our interests and chillin. I'm so sorry kitten. X Message 11:39 ↓

Maybe they are just busy Maybe they've just been asleep for 17 hrs (36hrs later) They still might reply. I'll just msg them again just in case they didn't see my msgs GREMLINS

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P Uhh I happen to love cats, and everything else you talked about. Super down to thrift and talking about nerd s---! Yaaaaassss!!! I see you have single brain cell orange cat energy... I resonate with that too hahaha. How's it going?! Aa ●●● Haha yes another orange cat person! It goes well. Currently on my weekend and trying to balance doing absolutely nothing + getting things done that I've put off. I SHOULD get out and do things, but it's cold and I wanna stay inside. How about yourself? :) Yesterday GIF

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.Visible < Yes I am haha Good good Def more of in person thing 7:28 AM Aa That's so cool I'd love to hear about that :) Sorry you don't get breaks though Asking to see u Dec 6, 2023 Yesterday 96% This is where you ask to see me in person (if you're ever going to) GIF I agree! Are you?

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1:11 < So ideally I do want a relationship but I do have a non negotiable. In my next relationship I would like a gf that makes me earn her sexually and go slow with the physical stuff. In the past I have thought with the wrong head and it gets me nowhere. In my next relationship I NEED someone that finds it important to make me earn it and wait because I do want long term. I want someone that finds it more important that I get to know her brain and heart over just her body. But it's really important to me that my queen is always spoiled so as we go slow I want her to keep a FWB on the side to make sure her needs are always met and that she is truly always satisfied. I want someone that knows they deserve the best of everything no matter what, a true queen. • Aa GIF 5G 82

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Cousins over there My Moms Australian and wanted to come back but she's from Perth Oh okay, what was the reason for the move? Yeah it was a slight adjustment And yeah Perth Is nice but very small Aa I've always wanted to live in perth, just seems so relaxed haha, so I bet it was a big adjustment when you had to go to school in Australia Today : Fair enough haha Had work took a nap then saw my friend and now I'm home again Get up to much today? GIF Delivered (+)

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9:39 = Βίο In search of a tour guide to show me around Madrid Acerca de mí - Originally from Los Angeles but recently moved here to teach English - Tortilla de patata lover with a passion for cooking, reading, and traveling ليلا CTD 175 cm Grado Nunca Algún día Izquierda Idiomas Español Les interesas H En compañía XO A veces & Libra No lo sé aún Agnosticismo Inglés il 4G Editar perfil

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19:39 < Bran Hey, I had a date cancel on me just now, was gonna have coffee at t beach Cafe tomorrow morning, bit of a long shot and short notice but do you wanna go instead? Aa Assumed you send this message to many girls. If more than 1 agree to go, means we're doing a group therapy or something? Lol. I swear only one other girl but she hasn't replied... I wouldn't normally do this but I was kinda annoyed that it got cancelled and the weather is so good. So are you keen? Nah sorry. Booked out whole day tomorrow But good luck with another one GIF Delivered

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