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PALADIN GOING TO THE MAYOR'S HOUSE TO GET PAID ROGUE LEAVING THE BACKDOOR WITH THE TOWN'S ENTIRE GOLD SUPPLY

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Same Inn and Innkeeper from previous memes of mine (If you've seen them.) | /r/dndmemes

USE DIVINE SENSE ON INNKEEPER, NOTHING STRANGE THE INN IS DESECRATED GROUND PALADIN

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The stereotypical bard | /r/dndmemes

LEFT EXIT 12 participate in the DM's plot talk to that hot goblin chick that you saw earlier the bard EAST ST WESTWOOD

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I haven't actually watched any of these movies, but I imagine it's something like this | /r/dndmemes

Making a horror game in a system actually designed for it FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S Making a horror game in D&D Willy's Wonderland

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My explanation of force damage, because the PHB leaves something to be desired. | /r/dndmemes

Force damage is space-time distortions. What? Spells that deal force damage, like Magnify Gravity, distort the fabric of space. If the space around you was streched to the point it made difficult terrain, your internal organs would be completely shedded. Wizard, what the f--- are you talking about?

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I miss the snitties :( | /r/dndmemes

snitties r/dndmemes redditor during goblin p--- goblin p---

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The hydra is always one step a-head | /r/dndmemes

Barbarian chops one of a Hydra's heads off* The Hydra: ANYWAY OH NO! ANYWAY

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if you give a kobold a dagger, it'll ask for two levels in rogue | /r/dndmemes

LITTLE S--- Small humanoid (kobold), lawful evil Armor Class 12 Hit Points 8 (3d6-3) Speed 30 ft. STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 7 (-2) 15 (+2) 9 (-1) 8 (-1) 7 (-2) 8 (-1) Saving Throws Dex +4, Int +1 Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 8 Skills Investigation +3, Stealth +6 Languages Common, Draconic, Thieves' Cant Challenge 1/4 (50 XP) Cunning Action. On each of its turns, the kobold can use a bonus action to take the Dash, Disengage, or Hide action. Pack Tactics. The kobold has advantage on an attack roll against a creature if at least one of the kobold's allies is within 5 feet of the creature and the ally isn't incapacitated. Sneak Attack (1/Turn). The kobold deals an extra 4 (1d6) damage when it hits a target with a weapon attack and has advantage on the attack roll, or when the target is within 5 ft. of an ally of the kobold that isn't incapacitated and the spy doesn't have disadvantage on the attack roll. Sunlight Sensitivity. While in sunlight, the kobold has disadvantage on attack rolls, as well as on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight. Actions Dagger. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit 4 (1d4 + 2) piercing damage. Sling. Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, range 30/120 ft., one target. Hit 4 (1d4 + 2) bludgeoning damage. ART CREDIT Minion of the Mighty by Oriana Menendez This is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. Wizards of the Coast LLC.

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Hill Giant art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

1E DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: THE HILL GIANT 2E 3E 4E LOOKS LIKE THE LONG-TIME MANAGER OF DUDE LEGITIMATELY WALKED INTO DENNIS! THERE'S SOME AN UNHYGENIC MCDONALDS WHO IS CONSTANTLY BEING INAPPROPRIATELY FAMILIAR WITH THE TEENAGE EMPLOYEES HIS LOCAL BARBERSHOP AND SAID, "GIVE ME 'THE SHEMPI LOVELY FILTH DOWN HERE! com www ON THE ONE HAND, I KIND OF LIKE THIS ILLUSTRATION. ON THE OTHER HAND, HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE SKIDMARKS AND HOT DOG WATER 5E JUSTIN 13 WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HOW HE WAS BOTH QUARTERBACK AND HOMECOMING KING SENIOR YEAR

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It can lead to confusion when the shopkeeper and the bbeg sound the same, but that makes the plot twist hard to guess | /r/dndmemes

when the DM uses the same voice for every NPC $ CH

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Stolen from my DM | /r/dndmemes

THE DM OVERLOOKING THEIR WORLD AND PLAYERS DURING THE GAME THE ROGUE WITH EXPERTISE IN PERCEPTION ROLLING A NAT 20 DURING HIS WATCH

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How do you handle this at your table? | /r/dndmemes

Haha yeah, I never discuss rules with the DM during the session. How did you know?

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Making big maps is hard, ok? | /r/dndmemes

PLAYER EXCITED ABOUT SNIPING ENEMIES WITH ELDRITCH SPEAR SO WHEN WILL MY FEATURE BE RELEVANT? DM WHO DOESN'T DO MAPS LARGER THAN 15X20 GRIDS 5 THAT'S THE NEAT PART. NEVER

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