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Dr Richard Diston 2nd I help security people get better. Neurodivergent - be warned. 3h. I'm going to tell you a secret. Come closer. Closer than that. Ready? . My content here is written in code. + Follow If you are the kind person who looks at it and takes it at face value, it isn't intended for you. I don't deal with low-thinkers. Smart people look at my stuff and then think about it. They follow me for an average of 6 months as they break the code, and then, finally, they get in touch. If you're confused about comments I make that are apparently contradictory or otherwise out of alignment - you don't get it. You don't have the tools. I'm speaking the language of a particular kind of person - and it ain't you. Now go and watch some Peppa Pig. It might be at too high a level, though. 0 2 2 comments

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Coltin Caverhill • 3rd+ Engineering Manager at Yelp 4d. • + Follow Managers, be very careful what you say to your engineers! I commented in a slack thread. It was a simple comment of "I wish we had feature X". I thought I was being fun. I thought it would get emoji responses and we would move on. The engineers solved it. Do you know how much we pay Software Engineers!? I did not mean for them to work on this thing and solve my issue. But they wanted to make things better, and if the manager points out an issue, they felt like it should be solved. This was not a big deal, and not a ton of time was spent, but it was a good reminder for me that I am not an engineer, I am a manager. And while that title is mostly meaningless to me, it means something to others. What I say magically holds more gravity not because of the merit of the statement, because of the title I hold. By not being mindful about what I share in our public channels, I led my team to spend time on the wrong thing. CO 2,345 297 comments • 52 reposts

OPENTOWORK Jason Roeder. 3rd+ Copywriter/Comedy Writer/Editor/... 1w. + Follow I immediately remove my shoes and socks upon entering any interview. Why do I do this? If they say nothing, I know they will not enforce even the most fundamental dress code. I cannot work in such chaos. If they tell me to put them back on, I know conformity reigns in this workplace, and my creativity will suffer. I cannot work there. If they tell me to put one sock and shoe on, I know they value balance and compromise. Only then will I work there.

Katie Nightingale ✓ · 1st Your Fresh Prince"ss" of VA Flair TICK V... 1h Edited What a week Negatives - BOoOoOooo you WI - Car broke down, BIG BILL - 2 lots of ty news - nearly got killed off by a stomach bug, not even kidding I saw the white light! Positives - Slayyyy Bishes! - It's Friday - I just bagged a new client. (They are so cool, they sent me a video asking me to be their VA) - Made some incredible new strategies for myself and a client What have been your neggies and pozzies this week?!

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