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DM can I play a monk? Yeeees. To do cool martial arts? Actually builds gun-based kensei like a boss Equilibrium time

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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made this to bully my friend in our campaign. | /r/dndmemes

么 virgin 60 max speed paladin vs chad 600 max speed furry ThE eNeMy Is ToO fAr AwAy! 1 (mithril halfplate) still 17 ac Oh no, difficult terrain it will take so long can only attack twice یاد » Ouch! Enemy on the opposite side of the map? Slight jog (literally wearing rags found on the ground) 20 ac Can move virgins max speed in 3D without problem 4x attack with debuff on each " JL

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When you talk to your DM about AOE spells you want as a Chaotic Neutral Sorcerer | /r/dndmemes

8.4 D YOU'RE AWARE THE SPELL DOESNT SAY "ALL HOSTILE CREATURES"? YES cipherstill

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I'll go to disgusting lengths for my character's backstory pt.2 | /r/dndmemes

WANNA SEE ME DO SOMETHING STUPID? imgflip.com, MAGUS+ROGUE+ARCANIST +WIZARD VARIANT MULTICLASS WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?

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My LE Warlock/Rogue: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com 10 ME CASTING HOLD PERSON ON 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE WHILE MY NPC ASSASSSIN BUDDY AMBUSHES THEM THE LOLTHITE DROW WHO REGRET BEING DEMON WORSHIPPERS THAT DAY

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Every time... | /r/dndmemes

Me WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PATHFINDER? New TTRPG Player WE HATE IT DAP Comic by lightroastcomics. Meme by @EasyModeStart I DON'T KNOW, LET ME GO FIND OUT I HATE IT

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Alternative Starts

: Anonymous 378 KB PNG 03/02/23(Thu)11:15:39 No.87915652 Is there anything that's actually wrong with the classic tavern start, or is avoiding it one of those things uppity try to push because everything needs to be a creative masterpiece? Cause it sounds to me like a pretend-to-get-mad-for-upvotes meme like comic sans. : Anonymous >So, you're all in a tavern 03/02/23(Thu)11:46:11 No.87915998 >>87915652 (OP) # Its a bit cliché. There are more unique ways to start your campaign. > You meet upon the road to a major city > You escape a jail together > You are the survivors of a massive attack/battle > You were kidnapped by bandits > You grew up in the same town/village > You were teleported to a weird Demiplane > You were hired by the same guy > You met in a brothel

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How to Play Evil

: Anonymous Alignments? 30 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)16:04:13 No.87929707 How does one go about playing a Chaotic/Evil character without ruining a campaign for the other players and the DM? I trend toward Lawful/Good but have been wanting to give CE a shot but don't want to mess with other people's fun. 03/03/23(Fri)18:34:56 No.87931188 : Anonymous >>87929707 (OP) # Its a very thin line to walk when you're playing CE when everyone else is a Lawful or good alignment. My advice would be to play it like a S Squad member. Luckily i had a character just like that. > Had a CE warlock > Got caught by town guards sacrificing citizens to my patron (Asmodeus) > was arrested and sentenced to death > before my sentence could be carried out, the kingdom got attacked by Demons > Luckily my warlock was a very prominent demonologist > King offered me a deal, Help put a stop to the demon scourge and I would be banished instead of killed > My warlock took the offer > the king did have insurance on me by putting me in the custody of a group of adventurers > they were tasked with killing me if i was to step out of line. > had a fun time with that group for about a year and a half.

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Party Defeats a Mountain With Animal Cruelty

File: rip tortle.jpg (14 KB, 572x547) Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)10:49:10 No.86876372 ► A funny story from a game I'm in that I wanted to share with you all (also my first actual greentext, so sorry for if there are any errors made) >Be me >Be playing 5e with heavy homebrew >Traveling from our town to a neighboring country to do some good ol diplomacy >End up taking a shortcut through the snowy mountains to cut a few days off our journey >Big mistake >After investigating some weird noises, we end up finding an ice/earth elemental hybrid the size of a mountain beating a giant to death >Genuinely consider retreating >Wizard then gets an idea >He goes up to the mountain creature and casts polymorph on it >DM rolls poorly >Mountain is now turtle >Being as dumb as we are, we decide that we want to kill this thing to get a milestone level up >Warlock gets a great idea >Lad is a demon that has a 30ft flying speed (homebrew race the DM gave him) >He picks up the turtle and flies 200ft into the air >Drops it >Turtle takes 20d6 fall damage which carries over into its mountain form which had its turn skipped because of the wizards's shenanigans >We decide to try this again >DM rolls horribly >DM facepalms >We repeat this process 2 more times >We even dop our artificer's steel defender (in the form of a metal capybara) on top of it dealing 30d6 bludgeoning >This broke the steel defender >Artificer gains temp madness after seeing their boy crash into a million bits >Mountain is still not dead after all this >DM then gets his one turn during the entire fight >Only hits 2 of us and does a third of our hp >Next round we finish it using the same bs method >DM later admitted that he had added 100 extra hp to the thing before the fight because we keep doing s--- like this Gravity is busted

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Anon's DM Has a Trick Up His Sleeve

DM: In the corner of the room, you see a chest rocking violently back and forth, as if something inside is trying to get out. Druid: I roll Perception to see if the chest is a mimic. 21. DM: Although mimics are indistinguishable from inanimate objects, you get the sense that it wouldn't be loudly announcing its presence like this. Bard: I go forward and unlatch the chest. DM: A smoke mephit flies out and blasts smouldering ash at you. Make a Dex save. Rogue: Can I move forward to help Bard? DM: Sure, as you push past the door, you find that your hand is suddenly glued to it. The door grows eyes. And teeth. Druid: Uh oh... DM: DOOR MIMIC, ! ROLL INITIATIVE!

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So Much Money, So Little Time

File: bonbibonkers.jpg (132 KB, 970x982) Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)14:42:44 No.88271030 >>88271047 >>88271521 >>88271559 >>88271590 >>88271612 >>88272227 >>88272816 >>88273128 >>88273210 >>88273409 >>88273653 >>88274352 >>88274410 >>88274434 >>88274570 >>88274604 >grow up >all my friends get wage slave jobs with ever-changing timetables >it's now impossible to have a regular game with them What's the solution to this? □ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)15:23:27 No.88271546 ► >>88273665 >>88273801 >>88274369 File: 1679083849151426.gif (2.3 MB, 320x320) >be me >no friends >still buy and collect board games and rpgs >sometimes I open the boxes and set them up and imagine playing them

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Anon Wants to Be the Antihero

Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)00:56:36 No.88223480 >>88225392 >>88226394 >>88226410 >start superhero game in this generic system just to try it out, Forthright >first mission is against a guy who wants to blow up the city, goes well enough >ask the players what they want to do in downtime >cryo wizard guy wants to research cryotechnology >speedster wants to travel the world >telepath wants to stream as a VTuber totally disconnected from real persona or superhero persona >guy whose only power is being good with guns wants to return to his old middle school and shoot it up >"It's what my character would do now that he has gun powers, you said we could be antiheroes"

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Anon's Group Members Are Masochists

: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)14:24:27 No.87893817 ok then.gif 3.01 MB GIF >bored with 5e after playing it for years >make "that guy: the character" to try to spice things up >loud, obnoxious, chaotic tendencies, everything that you would hate at your table >fully expect to get told to bring it down a notch or to pick a different character my group loves the character instead >>87893988 # >>87894088 # >>87894130 #

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