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probablybadrpgideas Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. "Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat." suchprettypride All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT cosmicastrogazer "The 4000 demons immediately lower their blades, as you have successfully shown proper tribute to She Who Walks the Shadows, The Bitter Talon, The Dark Queen of the Pit, Mrs. Flufferbutt."

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Dread Lich George Washington

: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)15:32:36 No.88525248 >Running a game in civil war fantasy America >Catholic priest gives them a scroll of resurrection after they saved him from skeleton banditos >"We should revive George Washington!" >Look it up >He's been dead less than 100 years and he technically died of a throat infection >Plays are now obsessed with resurrecting George Washington >Next week they're headed to Mount Vernon to try and rob his grave I know I brought this on myself but what do I do? >>88525289 # >>88525315 # >>88525323 # >>88525375 # >>88525486 # >>88525511 # >>88526368 # >>88525804 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>88525248 # They find the grave empty. The Lich Washington faked his death. 04/20/23(Thu)15:32:46 No.88525251 04/20/23(Thu)15:35:53 No.88525289

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“Surprise Audits” have gotten me into more places than I care to admit | /r/dndmemes

DMS PLAYERS USING THEIR IRL PROFESSIONS TO PERFORM AN AUDIT OF YOUR FANTASY ORGANIZATIONS imgflip.com DMS PLAYERS USING CREATIVE SOLUTIONS TO GET INFORMATION PLAYER'S "CREATIVE SOLUTIONS"

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It always hurts when a good friend turns out to be evil. | /r/dndmemes

C made with mematic My DnD Party's assistant NPC The NPC being wanted across the planes

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"Didn't stop you one bit did it?" | /r/dndmemes

The bard: Tells the story about how his first girlfriend turned out to be a succubus The rest of the party: made with mematic That's rough, buddy.

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"i don't know which way is down? well how about i use that rock of gravity detection" | /r/dndmemes

rules lawyering party that don't have any "good" magic items intentionally"useless" but accidentally poorly worded magic item. I can milk you

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Artificer ingenuity knows no bounds | /r/dndmemes

DM: How would you even sleep with a dragon? The Party's Artificer: Oil of Slipperiness Potion, uncommon This sticky black unguent is thick and heavy in the container, but it flows quickly when poured. The oil can cover a Medium or smaller creature, along with the equipment it's wearing and carrying (one additional vial is required for each size category above Medium). Applying the oil takes 10 minutes. The affected creature then gains the effect of a freedom of movement spell for 8 hours. Alternatively, the oil can be poured on the ground as an action, where it covers a 10-foot square, duplicating the effect of the grease spell in that area for 8 hours. Item Rarity Common Uncommon Rare Very rare Legendary Workweeks* 1 2 10 25 50 Cost* 50 gp 200 gp 2,000 gp 20,000 gp 100,000 gp Magic Item Adept When you reach 10th level, you achieve a profound understanding of how to use and make magic items: • You can attune to up to four magic items at once. • If you craft a magic item with a rarity of common or uncommon, it takes you a quarter of the normal time, and it costs you half as much of the usual gold. @TieflingMelissa

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Roll a spot check against LoadingArtist's Hiding Spider | /r/dndmemes

LoadingArtist.com 2nd My memory is getting worse I keep forgetting everything... 1st SESSION Met in a tavern 3rd 4th Good thing I started taking notes! Dob McBodson Expired oysters 5th 6th 7th th Super Awesome Campaign Notes Super Awesome

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I do not trust my luck not to give the enemies higher rolls, so I compensate | /r/dndmemes

Me when the DM of the oneshot tells me I can't start with medium armor on my wizard: STARTING AS A FORGE CLERIC AND GOING WIZARD THE REST OF THE WAY

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Cool Arrows (: | /r/dndmemes

Arcane Archer Nishanka Boltshark Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. made with mematic They're the same picture.

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I don't need sunlight. I only need The World Below. | /r/dndmemes

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE THE UNDERDARK SO WE PUT UNDERDARK IN YOUR UNDERDARK SO YOU CAN UNDERDARK WHILE YOU UNDERDARK imgflip.com

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What's a little dnd without occasional war crimes? | /r/dndmemes

MY PLAYERS ANY ENEMY IS THIS A POTENTIAL WAR CRIME OPPORTUNITY? F

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Conversation went something like: "But it was a dragon!" "A young one." "A DRAGON!" "And are you in its lair?" "No..." | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE DM IS STINGY WITH TREASURE DM KOOBCIER BEST I CAN DO IS 12 SILVER PIECES

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