How many HP does the monster have? Enough that all of my kids get a couple of turns to attack it, okay? | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

When I'm going to run D&D for my kids but I don't have time to actually prep something DE INSIDE SIDE EN CON INSI imgflip.com NSII F--K IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Ok... 0 IF VAMPIRES ARE WEAK TO SUNLIGHT, THAT MEANS THEY'RE WEAK TO RADIATION AND THEREFORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO A NUKE TO THE FACE. $2 I Evess

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The true bbeg | /r/dndmemes

SCHEDULING CONFLICTS BBEG BATTLE

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Not the smartest idea to let everything be up to random tables | /r/dndmemes

Level 3 Party with legendary items balancing the rest of the campaign

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Based On Current One Piece Campaign Im Part Off | /r/dndmemes

THE OM GIVES YOU THE SLOW-SLOW FRUIT IT GIVES ADVANTAGE ON ASLOWED ENEMY ENEMIES HAVE DISADVANTAGE ON THEIR ATTACK IUSE IT ON THE BBEG AND THE PARTY DEFEATS IT WITHOUT SUFFERING ANY DAMAGE imgflip.com

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You can see where this is going | /r/dndmemes

Party: Oh hey, a stray dog! DM: It's really dirty and smells bad. Party: AWW!! DM: For all you know, it could be an enemy spy. The party 10 seconds after they get to town:

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There are options for a monologue | /r/dndmemes

Making the BBEG immune while he monologues Trapping the party so the BBEG can monologue Monologue after beating the s--- out of the party Monologue WHILE he beats the s--- out of the party

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It was my epic "Wash away the Colors" speech (Inside comments) | /r/dndmemes

THE BBEG MAKES A BADASS SPEECH ASKING THE PARTY TO JOIN HIM THE PALADIN SAYS YES

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I'm glad to have the Strigoi back but I'm more than a little scared | /r/dndmemes

My GM; May 2019: "Colour vampires aren't real. Colour vampires can't hurt you" Paizo; May 2022: STRANGE WOUNDS Iconic puncture marks on the neck of a victim drained of blood are well known to vampire hunters, but the wounds left by strigoi are stranger. When a strigoi feeds on a living victim, the site of the wound becomes bleached of color, wrinkled, and strangely cold to the touch. These conditions fade if the wound heals; if a strigoi feeds enough to cause death by the drained condition, a creature leaves behind a withered gray husk of a bloodless body. Full autopsies on those slain in this manner reveal yet another unsettling curiosity: the brains of such victims are smooth, gray ovoids, the folds and fissures of gray matter fused together into a featureless mass. Paizo, I am scared, how did you tap in to such niche and specific fears?

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Or a Plasmoid or construct, i guess | /r/dndmemes

Undead PC with a canary BBEG, who filled their lair with toxic gas

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Always avoided bards because the memes put me off. Finally played one | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Wait... So bards are actually a really useful and entertaining class? Always have been

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Unrelated to the meme: I almost applied to a Champion Fighter only game until I realized I don't want to lose my beloved spellcasting | /r/dndmemes

The rest of the party members Um...whatcha got there? Everything else they could conjure that is not a smoothie Conjurer Wizard A smoothie.

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Those of us who can't afford Dwarven Forge | /r/dndmemes

YOU PAINT MINIS BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR PALADIN IN GRYFFINDOR COLORS. I PAINT MINIS SO THE LANDSCAPE IN MY SET PIECE BATTLE MATCHES THE CAMPSITE I HAD IN 1996. imgflip.com WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

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