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A random fact I love is you'd think i'm dora the way this bag talkin You can call me the map bc I'm gonna try to find the way to your heart Done

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Lydia We'll get along if You let me take the piss out of you Been to hospital for this before. Wasn't fun. Very painful Done

7:47 1 There's a catch tho I charge tho ****** Share your name and photo? What do you mean What + : You said you too What does that mean? That's crazy, me too. What do you charge? Share 65 iMessage I'm playing with you. Oh boy. What's that? How much do you charge? I also charge. Nobody rides this ride for free. But maybe we can figure out something and just call it even for the both of us. x

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Ok I'm going to be straightforward Bc you're ridiculously pretty but I have 3 great reasons why I should get your snap/number Today 09:46 Okay hit me with them, let's see if the rizz is immaculate Today 12:12 Ok, here it is: 1. I can cook for you 2. I give amazing massages (like actual massages) 3. I may have already told my mom about you so Sent

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