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Jay Mewes 5h O ... Jay the Bard #dungeonsanddragons DM: a young maiden walks past you Bard: I seduce her *Rolls a 1 Bard: "Yo baby, you ever have your a------ licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!" St Tenor X

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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