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It's fine, I'm just taking over for combat Yeah, maybe I can decide what the bad guy does on the side Just a quick one shot, death house maybe? Oh it connects to curse of strahd, just one campaign I guess FOREVER DM

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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