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NPC NOBLE: THANK YOU FOR COMPLETING THIS QUEST, ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU THIS EXQUISITE BOTTLE OF WINE AS A REWARD! THE PARTY: OH COOL. MAGIC WINE! THE ROGUE, HAVING STOLEN THAT WINE SEVERAL SESSIONS BEFOREHAND: imgflip.com

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Every time one of my memes is used to torture a group of players, an angel gets its wings. | /r/dndmemes

PLAYERS: "HEY DM, CHECK OUT THIS MEME ABOUT AN INSANELY CREEPY AND SCARY MONSTER!" DM: "INTERESTING..." PLAYERS WHEN THE DM USES THAT MONSTER: imgflip.com

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Darkvision still gives you disadvantage in darkness | /r/dndmemes

I DON'T OFTEN GO INTO DARK PLACES BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE DARKVISION

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"I didn't do it. If I did, then you can't prove it. If you can, then I was framed." | /r/dndmemes

THE PARTY: *GETS A COOL TOUR OF THE CASTLE AS A REWARD FOR GOOD DEEDS.* DM: ALARMS SOUND AS A GUARD ANNOUNCES THE TREASURY WAS BROKEN INTO. THE PARTY: *GLARES AT THE ROGUE, DEMANDING AN EXPLANATION.* THE ROGUE: imgflip.com Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

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History is relative... | /r/dndmemes

Raven & Riddle Dicery @RavenandRiddle Human Wizard, archeologist background: Amazing, this artifact is almost 1000 years old! Can we imagine all the things it has seen in such a long time? Elf, who donated it to the rummage sale: ok first of all #dnd #ttrpg #elf 12:14 PM 2021-06-15 Twitter for iPad ill View Tweet activity 4 Retweets 29 Likes Raven & Riddle Dicery @RavenandRiddle-21h Replying to @RavenandRiddle 1 27 Human archeologist, excavating a midden: Can you believe it? These pot sherds date back to the Zekfaral Dynasty, and I believe if reassembled would reveal lost information about the ancient legends of the great contest.., Elf, grabbing a broom: STOP DIGGING THROUGH MY TRASH 175 10 1 Raven & Riddle Dicery @RavenandRiddle-21h Human archeologist: this belongs in a museum! Elf: IT BELONGS IN MY CHINA CUPBOARD. THAT IS MY FAVOURITE MUG. 124 1 8 1 www THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM! ili www

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All vamps get staked... no matter what. | /r/dndmemes

NO! NO-NO-NO! HELL NO! privin DON'T TELL ME... IT'S A FEMALE VAMPIRE..! Milly Halach Fredrik K.C. Andersson 2011/2013- http://andersson.elfwood.com FAN7

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Darkvision is basically the participation trophy of racial features | /r/dndmemes

MIRN What racial abilities do you have? ΠΟΙ I can see in the dark Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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One of the most powerful magic items in 5e is a saddle. | /r/dndmemes

THAT'S THE LAST OF THE TREASURE. TIME TO START IDENTIFYING IT ALL. spm OH! THIS SADDLE IS MAGIC. WHAT'S IT DO? IT'S A CHEVALIER SADDLE. IT STOPS YOU BEING UNHORSED. THIS IS A GOOD HAUL! I CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO BUY A SET OF FULL-PLATE. THAT SOUNDS USEFUL. IS IT VALUABLE? NOT PARTICULARLY. IT'S WORTH ABOUT ZOOGP. You BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS... YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. Is IT REALLY WORTH SPENDING ALL OF THIS TREASURE ON ONE SUIT OF MUNDANE ARMOUR? OH YES! 5TH EDITION IS PRETTY HARSH. IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO IMPROVE AC NOW, SO SPENDING ALL THIS ON 1 POINT OF AC IS PRETTY GOOD VALUE. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT! IT ALSO PROTECTS THE HORSE... ALL ATTACKS AGAINST YOUR MOUNT WILL BE MADE AT DISADVANTAGE... WAIT...

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You either die a new player character or end up becoming the BBEG. | /r/dndmemes

The player character concept you start with. The player character concept you end up with. NR

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When you help yourself to the DMs private Gummy bowl... | /r/dndmemes

DM: I didn't know you partook. Note taker: ... beg pardon? DM: Those are THC gummies. Note taker: They... I... oh boy. The Notes: Well Done Toes with an extra side of toes. Extra raccoon. Suck it from the back all day. Hands free bumpy Johnson fingerblast the octomom in the octagon. Please and thank you.

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Is there a gameboard bot I can install for Discord? Genuinely asking here | /r/dndmemes

Me who can't use a gameboard because we play DnD on Discord That one player who made a movement speed build

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And he giggles when we talk about it! | /r/dndmemes

GUYS! Is my GM bad for not letting me play my homebrew BOARBEAR BARBARIAN?

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Well,... I'd rather be called Babe. | /r/dndmemes

Player: So, I have character ready for the next campaign. Going classic bow ranger. DM: Coolcool, you got any backstory? Player: He wanted to be a sideshow performer, but he ruined his chance in his first show. He was supposed to shoot an apple off a guy's head, but he missed. Badly. Got a terrible nickname from it. DM: That's... surprisingly reasonable as a backstory. What's the nickname? Player: PIRATES Pi Johnny Dickshot Diamond Greats 1979 # 364 Life- G H time 322 273 2B 35 OUTFIELD R RBI BA 142 116 .276

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