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![Petition to include a Murder Penguin in the party as a pet/ mascot MURDER PENGUIN Small beast, unaligned Armor Class 11 Hit Points 13 (3d6+3) Speed 30 ft., swim 60 ft. STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 14(-2) 120-11 12(+1) 204) 10-01 5(3) Senses passive Perception 10 Languages- Challenge (1.100 XP) Ice Walk. The murder penguin can move across and climb icy surfaces without needing to make. an ability check. Additionally, difficult terrain. composed of ice or snow doesn't cost it extra movement. ACTIONS Beak. Melee Weapon Attock: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1082) slashing damage. Shotgun Blast. Ranged Weapon Attack: +3] to hit, range 30/90 ft, one target. Hit: 9 (208) piercing damage. O Since when does a f king penguin have str 14 Murder or not I call bulls t M8 he's a trained assassin Been training for years so he has superior strength With that str score that penguin could carry 210 lb = 95kg I can barely carry that much and I'm 6'2" Ain't no raggedy ass fake tuxedo mother f ker carrying more than me I don't care how much he trained F kin beak ass b tches](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/651/032/0c6.jpg "Doable... | /r/dndmemes")
![CREATE AN INSANE TRICKSTER GOD THAT HARASSES THE PLAYERS FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT THEY CONVINCE HIM THAT THE KING SPOKE RUDELY ABOUT HIS CAT THE PLAYERS HATE HIM BUT BARGAIN WITH HIM TO GET OUT OF JAMS (SOMETIMES WITH CONSEQUENCES] THE KING GETS TURNED INTO A FROG NOW YOU GET TO RUN A KINGDOM SIMULATOR EARLIER THAN PLANNED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/650/976/be2.png "They told a ribbiting tale | /r/dndmemes")
![No one needs shelves of RPG books they haven't or no longer play. TSR AD&D Monster Manual 1st Print 1977 (Artist Autographs) See original listing TE MONSTER MANUAL Sell one like this SOLD Condition: Used Ended: Aug 27, 2023, 10:44PM Winning bid: US $26,678.00 [50 bids ] Shipping: $7.53 Economy Shipping Located in: Omaha, Nebraska, United States Seller: the collectors_trove (3722) Seller's other items That's for blasphemy!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/650/412/b06.jpg "Worth every penny. | /r/dndmemes")
![TSR AD&D Monster Manual 1st Print 1977 (Artist Autographs) See original listing ann MONSTER MANUAL Sell one like this Very Carefully... ...I'll bid to get this ebay item. SOLD Condition: Used Ended: Aug 27, 2023, 10:44PM Winning bid: US $26,678.00 [50 bids ] Shipping: $7.53 Economy Shipping Located in: Omaha, Nebraska, United States Seller: the collectors_trove (3722 ) Seller's other items F---!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/650/378/b6f.jpg "I live collectibles just as much as the next guy... but damn! | /r/dndmemes")
