On my profile it says if you are shorter than me you have to call me mommy and let me step on you as a joke | Tinder | Tinder | Know Your Meme

6:13 O Caleb Today 5:26 PM I'm not under 5'2, can I still call you mommy and have you step on me Perfect, taking that as a yes 100 Oh god this has awakened something inside of me Now go take out the trash young man! on it right now Today 6:04 PM GIF Type a message... 36% 1 I SAID NOW! Good boy Sent SEND

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7:47 1 There's a catch tho I charge tho ****** Share your name and photo? What do you mean What + : You said you too What does that mean? That's crazy, me too. What do you charge? Share 65 iMessage I'm playing with you. Oh boy. What's that? How much do you charge? I also charge. Nobody rides this ride for free. But maybe we can figure out something and just call it even for the both of us. x

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