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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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Removing JAPANESE DEITY's name from the videogame, because Izanami's Name spelt backwards is "I'm a Nazi"

beardedmrbean Call of Duty renames controversial MW2 Operator Call of Duty has renamed the controversial 'Izanami' Operator skin after backlash from players about it being GGRECON.COM The crazies on twitter got upset that a character named after an actual Shinto goddess (Izanami) spelled backwards reads I'm a nazi. Clown world Submitted by @mister-christmas Charlielntel ✔ @charlieINTEL . Follow For people asking where is the Izanami bundle, Activision renamed the bundle to Izzy. If you want to know why, spell the izanami name backwards. There is not a confirmed release date for this bundle, but rumors suggest next week. Izzy [In-Season - Bundle) Biographical intel for this Operator has been [[REDACTED]]. Izanami - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izanami Name CALL-DUTY MIN ******** Izanami (1), formally known as Izanami-no-Mikoto ( meaning "She-who-invites" or the "Female-who-invites"), is the creator deity of both creation and death in Japanese mythology, as well as the Shinto mother goddess. She and her brother-husband Izanagi are the last of the ... See more Her name is given in the Kojiki (c. 712 AD) both as Izanami-no-Kami (*) and Izanami-no-Mikoto (B), while the Nihon Shoki (720 AD) refers to her as Izanami-no-Mikoto, with the name written in different See more W Cheat the W Lagent fina sty seday h The 3 Fatmibuban The (Creating) Arti T mம் Americans need to stop, we look bad enough on the world stage already with all the bs our politicians do and the nonsense being shoveled out in our schools, don't need to go into insulting other cultures because we don't like the way their deities are spelled when it's done phonetically in a language that is not terribly compatible with the first one. Then again. Anonymous asked: you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family "****"bur you raised mexican catholic"*" whatever the f--- mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that? roswell-newton-vargas answered: Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes. Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of "high ranking" nazi? anonymous asked I'm unfollowing and blocking you and reporting you. You claim to be a nazi? I don't care if you're jewish. Saying you're mixed "Ashkenazi" is disgusting. I don't know what ashke means, but a nazi in a different language is still a nazi. I see you speaking German on here too. Stop proudly flaunting your f------ German nazi status if you claim to be Jewish. safersefirot Follow It's not like these people care about anything other than virtue signaling. 20 Why bother with looking anything up if you can just be wrong and get angry instead? For the record "Ashkenazi" indicates a ethnically Jewish person of European heritage, Think they're the largest group by population might be wrong tho. Sephardic is another branch in Europe, they're mostly in the Iberian Peninsula area, or were I don't know where the populations have gotten off to currently. exsjwagainstextremism removing innocuous references to foreign cultures in the name of combatting racism, hm?

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Learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of.

wafflebloggies Follow Manchester N... . This afternoon The Queen has been transformed into a barbie doll to commemorate her 96th birthday hypercharges kaban-bang Follow wildhumanhasappeared Follow GIF by blondebrainpower #oh people dont know about the barbie customization community buying this doll just to be behead it because it has a unique body type yet #funniest barbie drama ive seen in a while tbh thunderwhenhepurrs Follow *coughs* Friendly doll person here. So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There's your normal body, but there's also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now. Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie. Sa Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We've gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik. This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there's been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth - but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls! general-cerberus Follow The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

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Your home has the Aesthetic of a dentists office and the comfort level of an airport lounge

ME WTED haystarrs-deactivated20200728 W THIS is sexy THIS is not **** this post has been brought to you by the "i f------ hate modern interior design" gang peakingeveryday #your home has the aesthetic of a dentists office and the comfort level of an airport lounge musiccat1971 your home has the aesthetic of a dentists office and the comfort level of an airport lounge

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My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

woolandflax Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee- Chinese characters range from 1 to 64 strokes. The stroke count woolandflax 0 Pinyin Definition Radical □ you 魚鱻 yè 0 feng dá Owèng nóng lots of fish the appearance of a dragon walking Stroke HS count leve 140.39 43 195.33 44 147.37 44 182.37 46 woolandflax 212.32 48 E134.42 48 F173.40 48 182.39 48 roar of thunders; bèng thunderpeal, 173.44 52 very loud sounds Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me My beloved son just trying to write his name in kindergarten IG @omgprblem

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The C O N E

bastardcircus Follow Ok, God, I am f------ wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I'll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, "Yeah ok so if there's a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this" and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my s--- because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably f------ funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there's a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months bastardcircus Follow THIS IS F------ IT, IT'S SO F------ RIDICULOUS!!!!! unclefather Follow you will be turned to icing if you don't start acting correctally. trinitite-princess Follow naughty rodents go into the icing cone

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Vanilla rant

kirbyofthestars people have the audacity to equate vanilla with "plain". the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don't understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i'm going to kill you

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The trick to a good insult

folieadeuxsday Follow Apr 18 the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you're talking about folieadeuxsday Follow Apr 18 "you look like the minotaur" → whatever "you look like you have a bull's head" → slightly funnier "you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete" → there we go 30,487 notes 51 D

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Every mythology has some variation of "And then there was This Asshole"

Elec havenfable Seguir Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny. Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored. Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious. Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude. labelleizzy Seguir Diné mythology: Unfortunately, Coyote had "a good idea". skywardkonahriks Celtic Mythology: Unfortunately you p----- off the Fae theinfiknight Seguir Hindu mythology: Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva little-urban-witch Seguir I love how everyone's mythology has some variation of "And then there was This A------" 41.639 notas A 1]

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Albino Trees

jumpingjacktrash: coolthingoftheday: Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare. the reason it's rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can't get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn't have any green in its leaves, it's getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant's photosynthesis. albino plants are basically vampires.

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Bonsai Apple

coolthingoftheday Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple. kearunning A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous. aprillikesthings Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

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Localizers being once again Unhinged

official-mugi-two Follow Oni Dino || 鬼ディノ @Oni_Dino TBH I hate 3 in the zeitgeist as "you're already dead." That's a lame translation. But I guess that's what makes it meme-worthy. Anyway, here are a few of my takes: Never stood a chance! You just dug your own grave! You're dead meat! Your ass is grass! 4:16 PM - Feb 23, 2023 2,506 Views 5 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 57 Likes @Oni_Dino Localization Producer, Translator @ Marvelous / XSEED jesus f------ christ de thanksmrbernke Follow justine @goblin_sodapop localizer starts crying at the japanese grocery store when the cashier says "arigato" for atmosphere instead of "Thanks for the sick purchases, dude. But remember to watch your carbon footprint with all that meat consumption!" 1:03 AM 7/6/21 Twitter for iPhone

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The Life and Times of Michael Crichton

autisticexpression: onion-souls: lordturkeyfist: kryptonians: lesbianbritneyspears: perrisbueller: lesbianbritneyspears: when people are like "the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan's island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer's body Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y'all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y'all LISTEN Maybe he just doesn't like theme parks michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: f--- this Michael Crichton / Height 6'9" WIS gettyimages Jim Smal Jesus Christ, that's the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat I learn so much on this website

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