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7 Christiana Today 1:39 PM Last time I met a girl from Transylvania, she tried to drug me and bite my neck. I'm not taking a chance this time. I'll bring my own drugs, ones that actually work! ✔Sent

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Lydia We'll get along if You let me take the piss out of you Been to hospital for this before. Wasn't fun. Very painful Done

7:47 1 There's a catch tho I charge tho ****** Share your name and photo? What do you mean What + : You said you too What does that mean? That's crazy, me too. What do you charge? Share 65 iMessage I'm playing with you. Oh boy. What's that? How much do you charge? I also charge. Nobody rides this ride for free. But maybe we can figure out something and just call it even for the both of us. x

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bad news we gotta quit talking cause i have a twin and we unknowingly both swiped on you so ima have to respectfully no longer talk to you cause that completely changed the vibe for me it's not your fault at all or my fault or hers just a funny coincidence but it was nice talking to while it lasted and i wish you all the best :)

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