Lonely tree... | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

extraoneup Your Druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction. Druid: Uhh, I turn into a tree. DM: The camp you're sneaking through is in the middle of an open field. Druid: I'll turn into a tree anyway. Soldier: Hey, has that tree always been there? Druid: I've been here for weeks. DM: Roll to bluff. Druid: Nat 20 Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose.

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